Category: Friday Feature

In ascending order of dreadfulness, as always:

• Tony Blair, Has-Been BritPM
• Every male Swedish, Danish and Norwegian Prime Minister since 1980
• Barack Obama, Has-Been POTUS
• Emmanuel Macron, current FrogPres
• Justin Trudeau, current CanuckPM

Your votes in Comments.

Ranked in order of awfulness:

• “I thought you had the ring.”
• “I take thee ummm… what’s your name again?”
• “What do you mean, you filed for bankruptcy yesterday?”
• “My mother’s joining us on the honeymoon.”
• “Honey? I think you forgot your Maxi-Pad…”

and a bonus (from Doc Russia):

• “I now pronounce you husband and wife.”

You suggestions in Comments…

Ranked in ascending order of dreadfulness:

• In your scrambled eggs
• In your crankcase
• In your eyes
• In your gun’s action
• You know where

Your suggestions in Comments.