Ranked in ascending order of dreadfulness:
- In your scrambled eggs
- In your crankcase
- In your eyes
- In your gun’s action
- You know where
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Category: Friday Feature
Caption Competition #5
5 Worst Young Adult Fiction Novels
Some names may have been changed slightly because lawyers, who have fuck-all sense of humor when it comes to satire.
- “Threesomes! The Hardy Boys And Nancy Drew Compendium”
- “Harry Potter And The Half-Price Hooker” by J.K. (Just Kidding) Rowlins
- “Little Whore-House On The Prairie” by Laura Tingles Wilder
- “Little Women: Sex With Dwarves” by Louisa May Allcock
- “The Princess Bridegroom (an LGBT mystery)” by Willyum Old Man
Your suggestions in Comments.
Caption Competition #4
Here we go with the caption thing again. Today’s pic is:
Your suggestions in Comments. Remember, there are no limits to what you may say — just make it funny.
5 Worst Drinks To Get Drunk On
I’m not interested in stupid drinks like “cognac & gin”, home-brewed or -distilled nastiness, insane mixtures like “tequila & drain cleaner” or similar nonsense. I’m talking about regular bar drinks that, when drunk in very large quantities, make your mouth feel like the inside of Andrea Dworkin’s sneaker when you wake up the next morning. In order of increasing hideousness (and please don’t ask me how I know all this):
- Jägermeister
- Strega (means “witch”, appropriately)
- Grappa
- Pernod / Ouzo / Sambuca
- Chartreuse (any goddamn color)
Note that so foul are these Terrible Five that tequila doesn’t even come close to making the list, although that Greek Pine-Sol-flavored wine retsina gets an honorable mention.
Your own suggestions in Comments, as usual.
Caption Competition #3
This week’s pic:
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