…for your 12-year-old:
1) Exercise equipment:
2) Literature:
3) Handgun:
…when it’s a replica. (Cliff Notes: how to get your ass shot by the police.)
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Worst Packed Lunches
Inspired by this tale of woe, list the 3 worst combinations (main, snack & drink) you could put in your 8-year-old kid’s school lunchbox. You can select according to taste, nutritional “value” or smell, your choice.
Mine:
- Vegan “hamburger” / olives / carton of skim milk
- Slim Jim / coconut snowball / lemon Kool-Aid
- Canned anchovies / soda crackers / can of club soda
Extra points if you actually have given them to your kids in the past, and my apologies if I’ve made anyone feel ill.
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