Ranked in ascending order of foulness, as usual:
Your contributions in Comments.
Ranked in ascending order of awfulness, as always:
For men:
(If she checks all five boxes, you may have to kill yourself just to escape the date.)
For women:
Your own contributions in Comments. Bonus points if you’ve ever discovered these things on an actual first date.
In ascending order of awfulness:
Your own suggestions in Comments. And no looking in your wife’s purse, either.
Ranked in ascending order of awfulness:
Your own suggestions in Comments. Bonus points if you’ve ever actually received any of them.
For men or women:
Your suggestions in Comments. Extra points if it’s a place where you actually had sex for the first time.
Ranked in ascending order of awfulness;
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
