There have been all sorts of crappy articles written about how people are coping (or not) with their enforced separation from society — e.g. “OMG am I ever going to get laid again?” — all of which have apparently been written by Twinks, Snowflakes and similarly socially-inept twerps.
But Oglaf has the best (and funniest) take, I think. (As with all his stuff, it’s NSFW — oh, what the hell am I thinking? You’re ALL working from home, aren’t you? Go ahead and click on the link.)
As we enter yet another week of self-isolation:
…perhaps we should return to an ancient and time-honored cure for boredom:
Just remember that not everyone is in favor of the activity:
But ignoring all that, let us proceed with Teh Funny:
At 25c a pop (so to speak), most men would be a millionaire by age 19. And for those of us who are into flow [sic] charts:
Ditto:
Finally, to continue with the theme (and perhaps add a little motivation):
Oh, I almost forgot:
So, for my (distressingly-few) Lady Readers:
And to end as we started, with a little classical take:
…and a public health service announcement:
So be careful out there:
Glenn:
Me, post quarantine:
…and that’s a “best-case” scenario.
And so we begin Self-Isolation Week 4:
But let’s not dwell on that, and bring on Teh Funny, the first of which was supplied to me by Reader Old Texan (thankee):
Remember the good old days, when we actually used to go to work?
…and something we all know:
But never fear:
And seeing as we’re wandering down that road:
And one final reminder: remember to maintain social distancing!! Like this:
…and not like this:
Ordinarily at this time of year, we would be regaling ourselves with our annual Train Smash Women Extravaganza (i.e. Ladies Day at the Grand National at Aintree, Liverpool).
Unfortunately, this year’s event has been canceled because of the Chink Flu, so in desperation, the newspapers have resorted to measures such as this:
Despite cancelling the annual Grand National races due to the ongoing public health risk surrounding coronavirus, organisers of the event are adamant on enabling the races to still make their mark. They’re encouraging virtual racegoers to don their Sunday best and submit pictures of their outfits for consideration in its best-dressed awards.
Until now, only racegoers with tickets for the Aintree event have been able to enter the competition. But this year anyone is eligible to enter, simply by submitting a photograph of themselves in their outfit via the Ladies’ Day Facebook event page here. [link omitted]
This isn’t going to work, for obvious reasons. The fun part about Aintree is not the outfits; whenever the papers talk about “fashion stakes” and such, they’re always careful to picture the women as they arrive at the event, e.g.:
However, as any fule kno, the real entertainment only starts after the racecourse bars have been open for a couple hours, whereupon those carefully-groomed ladies turn quickly into Train Smash Women:
If all we’re going to get this year is fashion pics, then… pass, even though some of the outfits can be ummmm interesting:
But if the girls get into the spirit of the thing this year and get shitfaced before taking selfies in their homes, we’re in for a treat. If they’re like the above in public, imagine the scenario in private.
I’ll monitor the situation (because somebody has to), but I suspect that the papers won’t publish any good ones.
