Ugh… it’s Monday, and here comes the week’s first problem:
So to stop getting all wet, herewith Teh Funny:
Okay, that’s not especially funny, except that its original caption was “America, Baby!”
But to continue:
Which reminds me, I have to make a doctor’s appointment soon…
And finally, a little Gun Geek humor:
And just to further brighten up your day, Hope Hicks is returning to the White House:
Now get on that plane, and take off.
“Going viral” now has a whole new meaning:
I am SO weak…
Of course, there are other ways to make light of this thing:
For my Tribe Readers:
(yeah, I get them too)
More celebrities:
And where would we be without the WHO?
Finally, a sooper-seekrit poll what I done myself (promise):
To quote Dan Rather: “Fake, but accurate.”
I wish I were a bookie. Then, if this happened:
…and somehow he got elected, I’d start an offshore bookie business:
Yeah, Hillary Bitch Clinton would be President, but I’d have made a lot of money and be living in the Caymans.
FMIM again, and time to get back to work:
So, Teh Funny:
And here’s a Yummy Mummy for ya: Kirsty Gallacher.
Now dive back into that sea of troubles a.k.a. the time between now and next weekend.
Little snippets which don’t deserve a full post.
1) Ireland faces months without a government — lucky Ireland.
2) Bernie admits that banning assault rifles is just the start — we already knew that, you Marxist motherfucker, but it’s nice to have you come out and say it.
3) Mayor Pete Butt-plug wants to free 74,000 drug dealers — sounds like an election-winner right there, Homo Boy. Keep those ideas coming.
4) Make gun companies responsible for gun-related deaths — Joe The Doddering Fondler exercises his inner Swalwell. I was gonna say more, but Red Flag. LOL.
5) POTUS wants Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame — get Hillary, Clapper, Comey and all those other coup plotters in jail first, and then we can talk about irrelevancies like this one. Eye on the ball, Donald.
6) New Guy On The Border — one word, Brian: landmines.
And finally:
7) Oscars Triumph — for the first time in living memory, I’d actually seen one of the movies nominated for Best Picture before the show (The Irishman), and it sucked.
Ugh. That’s all I have to say. Ugh. Even worse, Monday Ugh.
So here’s Teh Funny:
(thanks to Knuckledragger for that pic)
And to help you forget that last panel:
And to sign off on a political note:
