Ahhh, Monday:
But so what, it’s probably insured, right? So let’s get on with the fun…
And to get that thought out of our minds, here’s 70s-era actress Edwige Fenech:
Now get your ass off that couch and go to work.
Category: Funny Stuff
This Is A Test
Here’s a simple one to test your eyesight, alertness and social awareness. Your task is quite simple: in each pic, identify which of the four girls is the most popular.
I know; it’s a tough one for a Sunday.
Here are the answers, from a woman’s perspective:
Pic #1, the second girl from the left, because you can see her eyes, and
Pic #2, the second from the right, because she has the prettiest shoes.
And a bonus question: without scrolling back up, in which picture could you see an alligator?
Halloween Thought For The Day
From Knuckledragger:
Halloween Diversity
From the annals of “countries whose policies we should emulate” (say the socialists), let’s take Sweden.
Or maybe not.
Police fear that Black Ax, an international criminal organization based out of Nigeria, is beginning to gain a foothold in Uppsala after already establishing itself in cities like Stockholm, Gothenburg, and Malmö, SVT Nyheter reports.
“They are mainly involved in human trafficking,” says Uppsala police spokesperson, Jale Poljarevius.
“They are holding women hostage, and through voodoo, they are tricking them into believing they will end up badly if they leave the job. But they are also involved in selling cocaine and heroin,” Poljarevius added.
Maybe I missed something, but before Sweden started importing people and their cultures from other countries, was this kind of stuff a problem for them?
Asking for a friend.
Monday Funnies – Halloween Edition
Good grief, man, it’s only the Monday before Halloween — no need to get carried away like that!
But if yer gonna party, beware the next day:
Or you can get creative:
And if yer going to go to one of “those” Halloween parties:
…beware the possible consequences, such as July Pumpkin:
…or even Syphilis Pumpkin:
Whatever you do, just Pumpkin away:
And as always, here’s the Mistress Of The Dark:
Now get out there and scare someone.
Snowflake Report
Good grief, why bother to go if clapping is going to intimidate you?
Snowflake students at Oxford University are the latest to demand that clapping should be banned because applause noise can trigger anxiety and want ‘jazz hands’ to be used instead.
The idea for a British sign language alternative for clapping involving the waving of hands was put forward at the student union’s first meeting of the year on Tuesday.
Sabbatical Officers Roisin McCallion, Vice President for Welfare and Equal Opportunity and Ebie Edwards Cole, Chair for Oxford SU Disabilities Campaign, successfully passed the motion to mandate the encouragement of silent clapping.
My suggestion is that for “clapping”, substitute “slapping”, but no doubt some fainting fairy is going to have a problem with that too. And if the noise of clapping triggers that much anxiety in them, I wonder how they’d react to gunshots.
And note the caption for a couple of the pics:
Sabbatical Officers Roisin McCallion (left), Vice President for Welfare and Equal Opportunity and Ebie Edwards Cole (right), Chair for Oxford SU Disabilities Campaign, successfully passed the motion to mandate the encouragement of silent clapping
Yep, that’s what education is all about. “Sabbatical Officer and VP Welfare and Equal Opportunity”, my aching ass.
And to think that one of my greatest dreams once was to attend Oxford.