Fair Play

As one who constantly scours Teh Intarwebz for pictures and stories of Train Smash Women®, I always use Britain’s Daily Mail  as a primary source because the best source for trash is going to be trash itself.

However, in looking for evidence of New Year’s Eve Train Smashdom this morning, I couldn’t help but wonder:  why is it that the DM is always featuring these creatures in towns like Leeds, Manchester, Birmingham, Newcastle and Cardiff?  I mean, I know the reason is the same as why robbers rob banks:  it’s the low-hanging fruit principle.  But as much as I enjoy sights like this:

…I can’t help but wonder:  why does the (London-based) Daily Mail not feature similar scenes from London?  It’s not like it’s too far away for their photographers to travel, after all, and it’s not like Londoners are the model of propriety when it comes to Train Smash behavior (as I can well attest, having been there for the festive season many times).

I think we should be told.

Monday Funnies

…wherein I throw caution, good taste and manners out the fucking window for 2019:

And just to get that  taste out of your mouth, a little Michèle Mercier:

Now get out of bed and have some fun this week.

Monday Funnies

It’s the Monday before Christmas.  Try to contain your excitement.

So on to Christmas:

(just a little “historian” humor there)

(I know I’ve posted it before, but I still get a giggle from it)

And on that same topic:

And speaking of elves:

…thus combining two of my favorite themes:  Christmas and Train Smash Women.

Oh all right.  Just so we don’t make Monday even worse, here are a few real elves: