All the news that’s fit only for a one-liner response.
1) Iran puts $80-million bounty on Donald Trump; George Lopez offers to have it done for $40 million — and for $20 million, I can get someone to take out George Lopez. (See how that works?)
2) Ilhan Omar claims Trump will start war to protect his hotels’ income — and for another $10 million, I can include this traitorous African bitch in the deal. (Okay, I’ll stop this thread now or we’ll be here all day.)
3) Showbiz phonies upset at being mocked by a chubby Brit — and a nation yawns. And speaking of phonies:
4) Prince Ginger and Duchess Slutwife quit the Royalty junket — and the world (outside Britishland) yawns.
5) (South) Africa sinks — sic semper Africani. (Africa Wins Again, expressed in classical terms.)
6) CNN gets its pee-pee whacked for ruining an innocent kid’s life — I hope the (confidential) settlement amount is a jillion bucks, not so much for spite but to make all the other media asshole organizations a little more circumspect in the future.
7) Girl wonder* AOC claims that everybody hates her — nah; she’s the most despised / mocked / ignored… maybe — but hated? Not worth the effort. Now, as for Hillary Bitch Clinton…
8) Economy continues to grow — Paul Krugman hardest hit. And now, a word from my doctor:
*”wonder” as in, “I wonder how anyone could be that ignorant and stupid?”