Longtime Friend And One-Time Bandmate Knob owns a BMW i3 because he lives in Monaco (ergo no long distances to drive) and in Monaco, recharges are free at the city-supplied charging stations if you have Monaco license plates (ergo free electricity AND a free parking place — the latter not found anywhere else in Monaco).
So of course I had to send this this email:
…whereupon he responded:
I LOL’d.
Let’s hear from the “tolerant” wing of Gun Control, Inc.:
And we’re the extremists? (More of the same stuff here.)
I suspect that many politicians of the gun-controlling persuasion would clutch their pearls and decry such actions… while secretly egging loons like this on.
I’m also curious as to how he intends to “kill ever NRA member” without using a gun himself. Spear? Crossbow? Kitchen knife?
I know: we shouldn’t respond to nonsense like this because he’s just blowing off steam — at least, I hope he is, or else someone (not me) might find this cockroach, cut his head off and stick it on a pike in his own front lawn. In true revolutionary spirit (circa 1789), of course.
Oh, and Mr. Walker: congratulations. You just gave gun owners yet another reason to carry a gun.
1) Chicago: 75% of Murdered Are Black, 71% of Murderers Are Black — …and the accusations of “RAYCISSS!!!” will begin in 5… 4… 3… 2…
2) Round 2 of Democrat Socialist candidate debates ends — all around the same theme: “We’re going to give stuff to undeserving people and make other people pay for it, or else distill the money from unicorn droppings.”
3) Getting Tough On Crime In Britain from one of Boris’s Babes — and about damn time, too, although we’ll have to wait and see how effective it is.
4) Beaten up for wearing a MAGA hat — my advice is that if you’re going to wear a MAGA hat, you need to wear a .45 as well, just in case. Tough shit if you live in New York Fucking City, like this poor guy does.
5) That asshole Moore wants Michelle Obama to run against Trump in 2020 — my suspicion is that Black Hillary won’t do any better than White Hillary did.
6) “What’s Killing Office Romances?” — rabid feministicals, lawyers and Human Resources [considerable overlap]. Next stupid question?
7) Mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton — not gonna comment until we get some facts in (unlike this asshole). But just for the sake of balance (amid the press hysteria): 29 people dead in these two incidents equates to half the average monthly shooting deaths (63) in Chicago in 2016 . Just sayin’.
I’ve always liked Boris Johnson — yeah, maybe it’s the Old Boy thing (Eton College was the “brother” school to St. John’s) — but what I like most of all is the predictable way the U.K. Left has responded to his accession to Number 10 Downing Street:
Just note that underneath Johnson’s jovial, stammering, Hooray-Henry exterior, there’s some serious intellect going on. (See here where he talks about Winston Churchill’s oratory.) In other words, he’s the complete opposite of ex-U.S. President (Half-)Black Jesus, underneath whose smooth and urbane exterior… not much was going on.
And if PM Boris can’t get Britishland out of the horrible European Union, the Brits deserve to get everything that happens to them.
Go Boris!
It appears that while once-Great Britain has been solving problems like plastic drinking straws and imposing taxes on milkshakes (!), their navy has been allowed to deteriorate into a motley collection of rowing boats, dinghies and canoes:
The Royal Navy has only ordered one aircraft carrier, a handful of offshore patrol vessels, five submarines, and a single new frigate for the next decade as a report says its force will get even smaller.
It comes as serious questions have been raised over Britain’s ability to defend itself following Iran seizing the UK-flagged tanker Stena Impero in the Strait of Hormuz.
In essence, the once-proud Royal Navy has allowed a British-flagged ship to be hijacked by a bunch of ragheads in a speedboat.
Of course, Uncle Sam will probably come to Britain’s aid again in protecting the sea lanes (see: WWI and WWII), but let’s hope that this altruism will not get in the way of the British government’s clown show (see: Brexit).
Feckless idiots.
This may quite possibly be the funniest “old fart” cartoon ever written.
…and you can find this guy’s funny stuff over here. Just hit the “Random” button to get more.
No need to thank me, it’s all part of the service.