Is it so wrong that this headline made me howl with laughter?
Argentine doctor is arrested for ‘masturbating on a 27-year-old patient’s back while performing an ultrasound on her genitals’
I’m creating the visual, here… sorry, I have to go to the toilet because otherwise my pants will become unsanitary.
Okay, I’m better now.
However, there is a serious aspect to this episode. Using gun restrictionists’ logic, therefore, we need to ban these assault ultrasound devices (“assault” in that they enable perverts to sexually assault their female patients) and furthermore, all doctors should have to pass a state background check for masturbatory impulses.
Hey, if it can save just one back from being jizzed on, right?