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Category: Funny Stuff
Quote Of The Day
From Greg Hunter at Townhall:
“I don’t know why [the Democrats] hate liberty, I don’t know why they seek to make this country like those people flee to come here, I just know that they do. And I know they must be stopped.”
And the article gives all the good reasons why.
Aw, Diddums
OMG it must be so difficult to be a vegan these days…
British vegans claim they have been mocked, derided and snubbed by waiters because of their lifestyle choices.
MailOnline spoke to three women about their experiences of adopting a plant-based lifestyle and all three said they had encountered problems when dining out – from milk in their coffee to salad containing eggs.
It comes after a study found that well over half of vegans (61 per cent) have faced difficulties and been ‘snubbed’ by waiters when eating out at restaurants because of their choice of diet.
A further 41 per cent claimed that waiters have accidentally served them food excluded from their diet, with a third (35 per cent) said they struggle to find the right foods when eating out.
Listen to this tale of horror:
‘On another occasion when ordering a vegan salad from the menu – I was brought the wrong food – a salad with anchovies and egg on it. When I pointed out that this isn’t my order, in response I got: “No, this is vegetarian, just what you asked for!” I then embarked on a long conversation explaining the difference.’
I can just imagine the tone of the “long conversation”. And by the way, a “study” of a sample of a splinter section of society isn’t going to yield credible data, so take your 41% and 61% and eat it — provided the numbers are plant-based, of course.
Let’s see if I’ve got this right: you assume behavior that sets you apart from the mainstream of society, then try to make everyone change to fit your freakish choice. Ergo:
Oy. Nothing like an evangelist, eh?
Veganism is not a lifestyle choice, it’s a religion. And I’m an atheist. The same, by the way, goes for bullshit eating restrictions like halaal and kosher.
All this talk of food has done the usual to me. Time for brekkie.
And I apologize for the “vegetable” part of the meal, but it was cooked in beef fat.
Ummm Okay
From Racist-In-Chief Louis Farrakhan:
“But God has something else for us! Let me tell you what’s gonna happen. Yes, I’m after a separate state. A separate nation. In the ’60s, what was our cry, Rock? We weren’t saying we want to integrate, we were saying ‘It’s nation time!’ Black Power to do what? To integrate a lunch counter? Black Power to build a nation for 40 million — now near 50 million — Black people.”
Errrr Yer Reverendness… Black people already have their own nation. It’s called “Africa.” Here are some suggestions for you and the Nation of Islam:
Somalia (100% Muslim), Sudan (97% Muslim), Senegal (96% Muslim). Mali (95% Muslim), Burkina Faso (~60% Muslim), Chad (~60% Muslim), Djibouti (97% Muslim), Gambia (95% Muslim), Guinea (89% Muslim), Niger (98% Muslim), Sierra Leone (~90% Muslim).
Assuming that non-Muslim Black people who want their own country don’t want to live where your Muslim buddies can fuck them over, they can have their pick of the rest of sub-Saharan Africa, e.g. Kenya, Tanzania, Zimbabwe, South Africa, Angola and Mozambique.
And no, you don’t get to turn some large part of the U.S. into some kind mega-Detroit. You can feel free to leave anytime you want, asshole, but I bet that ordinary Black people don’t want any part of that segregationist bullshit.
Too Many Words, Mozart
My dear friend Sarah spends way too much time, devotes way too much empathy and writes far too many words talking about 0.0005% of the population.
There is a similarly-sized percentage of the population who consider voluntary amputation of limbs as a worthwhile life choice, but (so far) this bunch of sad people hasn’t been elevated by progressives and their media lickspittles to a topic for national debate and enforced social accommodation.
Me, I’m sick of hearing about how “transitioning” people get offended when people either don’t recognize their “status” or (like me) refuse to give them the recognition and “caring” that they demand by, for example, using nonsensical pronouns (xir? xey? xooey? they sound like 50s comic book sound effects) in describing or addressing them.
As far as I’m concerned, this whole “trans” bunch may be a group worthy of sympathy/empathy, or alternatively a collection of pathetic, dysfunctional people; but either way, as a percentage of the populace they fall so far down the bell curve numerically that there’s no point in talking or even thinking about them. We have better things to do with our time.
And I too have spent way too much time on this particular topic, so now it’s back to guns.
Of Course They Do
From the Knuckledragger, looking at Italy circa 1944:
Why yes, yes they do:
Then again, it could have been worse, such as in Paris:
Perhaps they should have gone to Holland, where the Dutch got into the proper spirit of the thing:
Threesomes!