Category: Funny Stuff

Guy Fawkes Day

Funny Stuff, Politics

Given the situation vis-a-vis the British Parliament’s dealings with Brexit:

…it’s small wonder that the Brits are looking to their heritage to deal with the issue.

Given the state of our U.S. Congress:

One can only wonder when we will start to entertain similar thoughts…

Good Question

Crime, Mocking Furriners

The old Second Amendment joke used to be:  “If you ban our guns, can we at least carry swords?”

Over in Spain, where handgun purchases are strictly controlled, the local (actually imported ) scumbags have taken that to heart:

A massive machete brawl that broke out between rival Pakistani gangs on Tuesday night in Barcelona has left one man dead and two others badly injured.
Local reports say that up to 30 men from two groups of rival Pakistani gangs were involved in the street fight where weapons like machetes, knives, and baseball bats were used.

And before we think it’s sectarian (Sunni vs Shia, etc.) violence, allow me to reassure you that it’s the traditional  cause of street mayhem:

Police also said that they’re looking into whether the two rival groups had set up the brawl to settle scores that are a part of a drug-related turf war.

I once had an argument with an anti-gun advocate who suggested that knives etc. are better than guns because of the lowered risk of collateral damage.  Clearly, he had never actually seen a fight between machete (panga) gangs;  but I had, back in South Africa.  Absolutely all the participants were horribly injured and a few bled to death before the cops and ambulances arrived.

Nasty things, machetes [puke warning].

Here’s a sample, from Cold Steel:

Brrr… I think I’d rather take my chances with guns, thankee.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Ahhh, Monday:

But so what, it’s probably insured, right?  So let’s get on with the fun…

And to get that thought out of our minds, here’s 70s-era actress Edwige Fenech:

Now get your ass off that couch and go to work.

This Is A Test

Beauty, Funny Stuff, Gratuitous Chick Pics

Here’s a simple one to test your eyesight, alertness and social awareness.  Your task is quite simple:  in each pic, identify which of the four girls is the most popular.

I know;  it’s a tough one for a Sunday.

Here are the answers, from a woman’s perspective:

Pic #1, the second girl from the left, because you can see her eyes, and
Pic #2, the second from the right, because she has the prettiest shoes.

And a bonus question:  without scrolling back up, in which picture could you see an alligator?