SOTI*:
…and the devastating comment underneath:
“Too bad it wasn’t torpedoed and sunk at sea with all hands instead.”
*Seen On The Internet or Somewhere On The Internet, mostly used by people (like me) who either forgot where they saw it or couldn’t be arsed to look it up.
From the Knuckledragger:
Wow. Only one load of .45 ACP from the Chip McCormick PowerMag in my 1911. (Can’t see it taking more than one round each; hell, the muzzle flash alone would probably drop half of them.) And assuming that I’d qualify as a “Nazi” to them, of course.
They’re going to have to do a lot better than that…
Oh, here’s a good one:
A couple who fed their daughter an extreme vegan diet have admitted causing her serious injury.
The mother and father, aged 32 and 34 respectively, who cannot be named for legal reasons fed the girl oats and rice milk.
The girl’s diet was so restricted that she developed rickets, a degenerative bone disease caused by malnourishment.
This diet resulted in severe deficiencies in nutrients across the board for the infant, including a lack of calcium, phosphate, vitamin B12, vitamin A, iron and zinc.
Her levels of vitamin D — which can cause bone disease if found to be too low — were ‘undetectable’.
The infant had fractures scattered throughout her tiny body and her bones were so brittle doctors believed they could have been broken by ‘normal handling’.
The treatment of the girl was only brought to the attention of doctors in March this year, when doctors attended to the infant after she suffered a seizure.
One doctor described her as ‘floppy’ and noted how the diminutive one-and-a-half year old didn’t crawl or talk during the month in care.
And here’s the best part:
The daughter and her two siblings have since been taken into foster care.
Under the reign of World-Emperor Kim, the parents would also receive daily floggings and an all-meat diet during their ten-year prison sentence. And if these two fanatics were to starve themselves to death rather than eat that eeeevil meat, so much the better.
Fucking bullshit.
It’s stories like this which brighten up my day:
A mother sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a ‘shepherd’ costume she bought online — before realising it came with a blow up sheep sex doll.
No doubt the online vendor of the product was based in Wales, or New Zealand…
Stuff I noticed over the past week or so:
Rome is blanketed in putrid smoke and residents are told to stay indoors. I’m surprised anyone noticed.
Nigella does post-Christmas recipes. Amazingly, some of them look quite tasty (unlike her usual offerings, which make me gag).
Company figurehead caught beating up his pregnant girlfriend. Australia: ’nuff said.
The I.R.S. is being gutted by budget cuts. Good. All the more reason to eliminate the corporate- and income taxes and replace them with an end-user (national sales) tax.
Nearly one in five men fantasize about having sex with a robot. If the feministicals continue with their nonsense, expect this number to increase.
And finally:
Artificial steak tastes 70% like the real thing, and will cost about $60. Make them mandatory for vegans, and serve them right. I, however, will just stick with something like this:
And now, if you’ll excuse me…