Category: Funny Stuff
Jokes
She: Why the hell do men get so excited by the thought of women wearing leather?
He: It reminds us of that new car smell.
Also:
She: Does this outfit make my ass look fat?
He: Do you want to know the truth?
She: Yes.
He: You’re sure you want to know the truth?
She: YES!
He: I’m sleeping with your sister.
And one for the ladies:
Nostalgia #846
Why does this pic make me feel nostalgic?
- The cops are all men.
- They’re doing crowd control, but aren’t dressed up like Imperial stormtroopers.
- They’re ogling a pretty girl without some shrew accusing them of [insert feministical outrage of choice here].
- The girl is alluring, pretty and sexy; and yet somehow she manages to do all that without looking like a total slut.
Yeah, I miss the old days.
Should Have Been An A
From the Chateau comes this priceless ambition from a future leader:
(I know the thing is probably fake, but leave me with the illusion, willya?)
Had this young man (? if it was a girl, I’m gonna explode) been several years older, I would have pegged him as a Junior Reader. After all, I believe I once posted this little thought:
I think I’m going to get a few “Pinochet Was Correct” T-shirts printed. Hey, if the Left can do it with that murdering Commie bastard Che Guevara…
Just About Sums It Up
Via Reader Old Texan comes this gem:
And no, I did not start this group. Although I wish I had.
Long-Term Thinking
By nature, I’m a planner — not the obsessive type who has to have my future planned down to the last detail, but I do prefer a certain orderliness in my life. Chaos sucks, and the entire human condition is predicated on imposing some sort of order over chaos, which is why I hate anarchism. (When I was much younger, anarchy held some interest for me, but then I grew up.)
But there are different kinds of long-term thinking, and I love this kind (as sent to me by Mr. Free Market):
Coffee, meet nostrils.