Category: Funny Stuff

Let’s Hear It For The Pollsters

Elections, Journalist Scum, Morons & Idiots, Numbers & Statistics

I think this little debacle — initially seen in 2016 with Trump’s first electoral victory — can be summed up thus:

So much for them, then:  they were as clueless as all their US counterparts, all of whom called the election as “close” when (barring vote fraud) it was never going to be anything like that.

I know, I know:  everyone tries to hedge their bets in the prediction game, but never so egregiously.  It was obvious to any disinterested observer that they were cooking the  stats by slanted sampling and so on.

One would think that the pollsters would have learned their lesson from 2016, but noooo.

What I want to know is:  why should we believe anything these assholes tell us from now on?

Anyone?  Bueller?

Monday Funnies

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As if Monday wasn’t bad enough, we have Election Day tomorrow, but still…

But to remind everyone what’s at stake tomorrow:

 

…if by “deport” you mean “loading them into the helicopters for that one-way flight”, then yes.

And my final thought:

See y’all at the polls tomorrow.

Monday Funnies

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Let’s continue in the same spirit.  I’ve been told that this website is “too much about men”, so here are a few from the chicks’ POV:

And seeing it’s the season:

Finally, I would post some beefcake for Teh Gurlzzz, but if I’ve learned anything, it’s that I don’t have a clue as to what men women find sexy.  So sorry, but I’m going to have to revert back to type:

Happy Monday, everyone.

Point : Counterpoint

Veggies & Vegans

The Greatest Living Englishman had a health scare last week, requiring emergency surgery to embed a stent in his heart valve.  Fortunately for all of us, he’s doing okay and is no doubt back in at least early-season form.

Of course, the International Vegan Set had a field day:

And the quick response:

I’m SO glad he’s recovering.

Here’s his take on the operation:

“Now, thanks to all those tremendous people at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and all of their extraordinary machines, here I am wondering what water tastes like and if it’s possible to make celery interesting.”

Well, water tastes like shit unless added to Scotch, and the only way to make celery interesting is to use it as a dildo on a vegan.

Monday Funnies

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So here we go anyway:

(sent by a Reader, who thought of me when he saw it)

And to end this in the usual fashion, so to speak, let’s do a little sightseeing in Croatia:

So go make your travel plans now…