Funny Stuff – Page 23 – Splendid Isolation

Monday Funnies

May 20, 2024 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

WELCOME TO THE MONDAY PARTY !!!!!!

And in we dive:

And related:

And to end the thing on a brighter note:

Must be Irish, with that coloring. To continue with the Irish theme:

When You’ve Lost The Dutch

May 13, 2024 Kim du Toit Freaks & Loonies, Muzzies, Terrorism

Dutch people, as a rule, are famously tolerant and generally speaking, a decent lot (except when occupied by Nazi Germany).

So when the Dutchies use bulldozers and batons to clear out a terrorsymp encampment, you have to know that your cause may be in trouble.

And if the above two links didn’t elicit at least a grim smile from you, we can’t be friends.

My suggestion for riot control, as always, is a little stronger than bulldozers and batons:

Monday Funnies

May 13, 2024 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

And if you substitute Uncle Sam for the shrew on the left, you’ve about guessed my mood today.

And this neatly sums up my attitude vis-à-vis government:

But let me end with a more positive message to the alphabet agencies snooping around my back porch, seeing as it’s the beginning of the week:

Now say bye-bye, and head off to work.

Monday Funnies

May 6, 2024 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

What does Monday mean, again? Oh yeah, it’s back to work time:

So to take the rough edges off the day:

And on that saintly note, some not-very-saintly totty:

Now off to work you go. Just don’t forget your clothes:

Always The Assholes

May 1, 2024 Kim du Toit Hippie Filth

Driving around this part of north Texas, I often see bumper stickers that proclaim allegiance to FJB, Beto, Teh Planet etc. (Not that it matters much: Trump 59%, Biden 41%.)

While I am admittedly triggered thereby, the trigger just manifests itself into a shake of the head, or maybe even a muttered “What an asshole”, said under my breath.

Why then, when someone who is not of the Leftist persuasion posts up a similar message of support for their side, Lefty assholes are so often triggered into violence and/or property damage?

A 63-year-old leftist from Syracuse, New York, has been arrested in Florida after being accused of keying a pickup truck with a “Let’s Go Brandon” sticker that provoked his ire.

And yeah, he looks like an old retired hippie, quelle surprise.

The only good part of the story — other than him being found out and arrested, that is — is that his wife apparently had a go at him for his stupidity… at having been caught, is my guess, rather than for the deed itself.

Fucking trash.