Funny Stuff – Page 25 – Splendid Isolation

5 Worst Irish Names

November 3, 2023 Kim du Toit Mocking Furriners, The Worst

Too many vowels, too many strange pronunciation rules, too… just too fucking Irish:

Saoirse (“sear-sha”, or if you want to mess with them, “sasha”)
Ciarán (“kier-ahn”)
Aisling (“ash-ling”)
Eoin (“oh-win”)
Bronagh / Bronaugh (“Broh-na” — with a very slight “ch” at the end, pronounced like the Scottish “loch”) — see also Clodagh.

I think they just have these names to fuck with ordinary English-speaking people, so that they can mock us for not knowing how to pronounce them. They’re almost as bad as the French.

Wankers.

Exit Halloween, Pursued By A Bear

November 1, 2023 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

Halloween Costume

October 31, 2023 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

Here’s Dolly Parton’s:

Before:

After:

Monday Funnies

October 30, 2023 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

So just to make sure you’re awake:

And speaking of chasing tail, here’s Ewa Sonnet, suitably armed:

Poetry in motion, by any definition.

Wait… There’s A Thing Called Breast Cancer?

October 25, 2023 Kim du Toit Morons & Idiots, Two-Minute Hate

FFS:

Let’s not. Everyone in the world knows about fucking breast cancer. Stop clogging up my mailbox.

Also, it’s nearly the end of the month (October 24, when I received it), so you’re late (amongst all your other stupidities).

“Quick, Martha…”

October 25, 2023 Kim du Toit Immigration, Mocking Furriners

“…hand me mah smellin’ salts!” From KrautPres / Reichkanzler Olaf Scholz comes this little bombshell:

“We must finally deport on a large scale those who have no right to stay in Germany.“

I’ll believe it when I see it, but you have to admit, it’s a first from any post-Mutti Merkel politician.

And in the same article, from Swissland:

Switzerland moved rightwards in an election on Sunday, giving the right-wing Swiss People’s Party (SVP) more seats in parliament as concerns about rising immigration outweighed those about the environment, final results showed on Monday.

Wait… the Green Nude Eel is starting to lose favor with, of all people, the Swiss? And “concerns about immigration”? Anyone would think that Swiss cities like Zurich have seen a massive increase in violent crime, mostly committed by “immigrants” of the Afro-Arab persuasion.

Oh, wait… they have.