Category: Funny Stuff

LOL Of The Day

Funny Stuff, The Gun Thing

Once more with feeling from the Comment section at Knuckledragger’s:

That’s also sorta true with chastising people who use “bullets” when they mean “cartridges”.  Yes I know, the bullet is really the part that leaves the casing and comes out of the naughty end of the gun (oops I mean barrel), but saying “I’m outta cartridges!” just doesn’t have the same ring as “I need more fuggin’ bullets!”

I’d rather just chastise someone for not having enough ammo.

Also:  far be it for me to say this, but we really shouldn’t be guided by anything the Army says, because their fuckup rate in all things is phenomenal.  And that’s true of any army.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Annnnnd here we go:

But still, there’s this:

And finally, here’s the latest in our “Little Ladies Out Shopping” series:

And much later:

Now off you go;  haven’t you got any shopping to do?

Mugshots

Mocking Furriners, Shootin' Time

Came across this rogues’ gallery of all the  villains  leaders of the EU (click to embiggen):

Of course, I only recognized a few of them, EUPres Ursula van der Leyen over on the right, the dwarf Zelensky in the middle (but unless things have changed, Ukraine isn’t a member so WTF?) but anyway…

Then on the left of the pic are our two heroes:  my girl Giorgia Meloni from la bella Italia, and Viktor Orban of Hungary:

Giorgia, as always, looks lovely and stylish because Italian duh, and ol’ Viktor looks like he bench-presses an 18-wheeler every day before his breakfast of rusty nails ‘n blood — a manly man, especially when compared to his chinless counterparts among the rest.

Take out those two (and throw in that filthy Commie Keir Starmer from the UK), and you could pretty much just machine-gun the rest.  The world, and certainly Europe, would be a much better place for people to be.

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LOL Of The Day

Funny Stuff

How’s this for irony?  Brit celeb Lady Victoria Hervey (she of the undeserved fame* and minuscule boobs**) recently decamped Los Angeles for her native Britishland because L.A. “was becoming too unsafe”.

So how’s that working out for her?

Victoria Hervey’s phone stolen by e-bike thief in London

What we used to call “out of the frying pan, and onto the gas ring”… and guess what?  She’s decided to move back Over Here.
#Whiplash

*her “fame” comes from the fact that she used to bonk Prince Andrew, back when he preferred women to underage girls.

**as for the boobage, or lack thereof:

Q.E.D.