Category: Funny Stuff

Monday Funnies

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Yeah, it’s that time when one needs to prepare oneself for the unexpected… unexpectedly bad, that is.

I kinda prefer the more-modern versions, myself.

Now get going, with or without a backseat driver.  The week awaits…

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Today’s Monday Lament is on behalf of all my long-suffering Lady Readers, who have somehow stuck with me over the years despite an appalling lack of female-oriented, not to say actually misogynistic content on this, my back porch.

So here we go, ladies:

 

And something that may help my Lady Readers’ week to begin on a better note:

…and if in today’s Funnies I’ve missed the mark horribly… well, waddya expect?  My entire life has been one long series of catastrophes caused by not knowing how a woman’s mind works.

I love you all, anyway.

Childish Games

Freaks & Loonies, Marxists

Ever notice that it’s almost always Leftists who indulge in silly-ass actions when they see something they don’t agree with?

Rhode Island State Senator Joshua Miller, 69, a Democrat representing Cranston and Providence, has been arrested and charged with Vandalism/Malicious Injury to Property.

He is accused of deliberately defacing another man’s car because of an anti-Biden bumper sticker on the vehicle.

Miller denied causing any damage to the vehicle and alleged that the car’s owner had followed and verbally threatened him. Miller further speculated, “I am a state senator. I think he recognized me. I think he is one of those ‘gun nuts’.”

Note the classic misdirection ploy.  Didn’t work.

Isn’t this Lefty tool a little too old to be playing these silly games?  Apparently not.

I think the car owner deserves to get a complete new paint job, payment to be taken directly from the old asshole’s personal checking account.  Of course, that won’t happen because Rhode Island is a seething hive of wretched scum and villainy of the “progressive” variety.

Or he could just endure a public flogging — essentially, a spanking for a childish misdemeanor to make the punishment fit the crime — but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this suggestion.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

For some reason, that pic made me think of the Gummint.  Hence the following:

 

From the despairing New Wife:

And after all that:

Now hand me that can-opener and get on with your day.

Update:  From ever-alert Reader and former Army CPT David B. comes this note:

“Just a heads-up. On the lovely ladies in body armor, you indicated you wanted a can opener. My belief is that those are military uniforms, so a P-38 can opener would be the prescribed tool.”