Here they are: worse even than INSIGNIFICA, these are announcements of things that should inspire fear, loathing or projectile vomiting rather than amusement or amazement:
Okay, the Freebird/Dolly thing struck me the same way as the collaboration between Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan and Luciano Pavarotti: “Why?”
The Kardashian coven: as far as I recall, it all started with the “leak” of a video of Kim Kardashian fucking her boyfriend. Once you’ve done that in front of a camera, all the rest is simple.
As for the Crocs announcement… I hear hoofbeats.