So let’s make a few connections through some stupid-ass jokes.
More like “Kim du Toit to [insert Democrat’s name here] ”
Finally, I see that Pirelli has just released their new calendar. Some examples:
Not the worst way to begin the week, methinks.
For a nation that’s supposedly laden with hard-headed common sense and a strong work ethic but is in fact more left-wing than anything else, Germany has slammed into the wall that bedevils similar political philosophies all over: they’ve run out of other people’s money to spend.
And with what is so common among nations afflicted with a multi-party political system, their latest coalition government has therefore collapsed, crucified by essentially three factors: immigration (and growing popular resistance thereto), insane socio-economic policies fueled by Green eco-nonsense (e.g. an EV mandate which has led to closure of auto factories and concomitant unemployment), and a screaming insistence (via a cordon sanitaire* ) on preventing anything resembling a “Right-wing” party (the Alternative for Germany — AfD) from coming to power, either outright or even by parliamentary coalition. In no small part, this is because the German Left persists in labeling anything not left-wing as “Nazi” or “fascist”, which tactic may be familiar to my Murkin Readers.
The Germans can’t embark on deficit spending so beloved of Leftist governments (e.g. the UK’s Labour Party and the U.S. Democrats), because the German constitution forbids it. Even when they try all sorts of accounting legerdemain, the German courts wag their judicial finger and say, “Nein.”
Of course, the solution is simple: firstly, end the flood of Merkel-enabled immigration (which is proving to be, surprise surprise, an economic drain on even the well-funded German welfare state, not to mention a social flashpoint as the Muslim immigrants are violent and not assimilating into the Kultur ); and secondly, the German government should end the slavish adherence to radical Green policies which, as anyone with common sense knows, are impractical, costly and doomed to failure.
Unfortunately, those initiatives seem to be precisely the two main policies of the AfD political platform. Oops.
For a very clear analysis of all the above, feel free to wander over here.
And thennnnn… there is the looming prospect of a Trump Administration which will refuse to bankroll any of this shit, will insist on Germany spending more on their military NATO obligations (which they can’t afford to do) — and all this with the Russo-Ukranian war raging right on their doorstep.
An historical aside: the leftwing SDP (Social Democrat Party) has been a political disaster pretty much since its inception, despite being traditionally the largest political party in Germany. They pretty much enabled Hitler’s rise to power in the 1930s by refusing to participate in any centrist government coalition, and they remain a political speed bump to this day.
The Krauts are in deep shit: rocks are meeting hard places all over the polity, and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of eco-insane Socialists.
In this modern German context, a “cordon sanitaire” is shorthand for “stop the AfD from coming to power, by any means necessary”. Hence the parliamentary alliance between three parties with diametrically-opposed philosophies (that has just collapsed).
Most of this article is behind a paywall, but it doesn’t matter as its theme is apparent:
Liberal Women Vow Four-Year Sex Strike To Protest Trump’s Victory And Punish Trump’s Male Supporters
As always with these deluded idiots, they begin on a faulty premise: in this case, that men will fuck anything, even liberal women. The first part is generally speaking true, but the second part?
Nazzo fast, Karen.
In fact, I would imagine most men, let alone conservative men, will be relieved that they don’t have to interact with these foul harridans, with their solipsistic self-absorption, near-insanity and exaggerated perception of their own worth in the sexual marketplace.
So go ahead and delete your dating apps, womyns; conservative men are more interested in getting married and having children anyway, so your withdrawal will simply make their job easier. And non-feminazi women — yeah, “traditional” women — will appreciate the lack of competition even more.
Even though it’s Monday, I know you don’t want to be disturbed:
…so to speak.
But to help us wake up, some post-election humor, stolen from just about everywhere:
And speaking of ugly non-MAGA women:
Finally, a reminder of the numbers involved, and one of the main electoral issues:
And that’s just according to NCIS…
And just for the hell of it:
I think I’ll celebrate this first post-election Monday by going to the range. (Okay, that’s not much different from any other Monday, but what the hell.)
Don’t make me laugh, asshole:
Chinese President Xi Jinping said Thursday Beijing and Washington must find a way to “get along” in a message to US president-elect Donald Trump, state media reported.
In his first message to Trump since the former president secured a second term, Xi said “history has shown that China and the United States benefit from cooperation and suffer from confrontation”, state broadcaster CCTV said.
“A stable, healthy and sustainable China-US relationship is in the common interest of both countries and is in line with the expectations of the international community,” Xi said.
He called for Washington and Beijing to “strengthen dialogue and communication” and “properly manage differences”.
Yeah, sure. Stop trying to invade Taiwan, stop trying to colonize the entire SE Asia area, stop hassling India’s border, stop supporting Iran with arms and munitions, stop vetoing the US in the UN, and stop doing a few other things I can’t remember at the moment (but I bet Trump has a list).
Do all that, and we can talk. No?
Then fuck you, you Commie shitbrain, and buckle in because it’s going to be a rough ride… for you.
I think this little debacle — initially seen in 2016 with Trump’s first electoral victory — can be summed up thus:
So much for them, then: they were as clueless as all their US counterparts, all of whom called the election as “close” when (barring vote fraud) it was never going to be anything like that.
I know, I know: everyone tries to hedge their bets in the prediction game, but never so egregiously. It was obvious to any disinterested observer that they were cooking the stats by slanted sampling and so on.
One would think that the pollsters would have learned their lesson from 2016, but noooo.
What I want to know is: why should we believe anything these assholes tell us from now on?
Anyone? Bueller?