Category: Funny Stuff

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Funny Stuff, Men & Women

Alert Reader Mike M sends me this cheerful little piece:

A Florida man is facing criminal charges for alleged “lewd, indecent and obscene acts” aboard a Boston-bound flight.

Yeah, fine, whatever, Florida Man doing strange shit, nothing to see here, move along.  Until we read the very next sentence:

Donald Edward Robinson, 76, Bonita Springs, was arrested Sunday morning at Logan International Airport and charged by criminal complaint with one count of lewd, indecent and obscene acts.

Seventy-six years old?  Man deserves a medal, not prosecution.  Then further on:

Robinson is accused of masturbating and exposing his penis in front of a 21-year-old woman who was seated next to him.  The woman recorded a 24-second video clip of Robinson allegedly touching and manipulating his penis through his pants shortly after the flight took off, authorities said. Robinson allegedly then exposed his penis.  The woman tried to point Robinson out to a flight attendant after landing but was unable to point him out due to the number of people trying to exit the aircraft.  Security footage captured Robinson exiting the terminal.

Spoilsports.  As the title of this post indicates, we should all be so lucky to have such lascivious thoughts, so well past our threescore years and ten.

News Roundup

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…and:


…kinda out of the frying pan and onto the gas ring, innit?


…thus preparing the ground for the announcement of his “sudden” death, of course, because news of his “suicide” might not be believed.


…I’ll buy “faster”, because they’d want to get away from that horrible noise as quickly as possible.


…I’d prefer total dissolution, but I’ll settle for a policy that bans use of the anagram “CDC” in favor of “Centers For DISEASE CONTROL” [sic] in all press releases, communications and letterheads.


…as they should have.  At age 93, you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want without a bunch of nanny doctors scolding you.


…Trump blamed.


…thus guaranteeing a flood of said freaks rushing to live in Palm Springs.  Good.  Put ’em all in one place, which will make life easier for the rest of us.


…glug, glug: 

Ferrari 488 owner crashes his brand new
supercar on the same day he bought it
…now that’s just tragic, I don’t care what you say.


…and how would a cheaper wedding have helped with the war and economic crisis?  Fucking idiots.

Train Smash Watch: 


…any moment now…


…which might explain Dennis Rodman, amongst others.


…damn, that’s a novel excuse.

And now, esse  INSIGNIFICA:

   

And (with vomit-inducing link, NSFW):


…quelle surprise.

And to expunge the above from your systems, here’s Kelly Brook in a bikini:

Some unknown totty in a see-through blouse:

And finally, the ONE decent-looking woman at Aintree last week, Claire Sweeney:

Now get on with it.

Monday Funnies

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Ah yes, Mondays:

So let’s get on with it:

I don’t see a beer fridge, but it’s probably just offscreen somewhere.  And speaking of beer:

I think I’ll skip the breakfast gin today for something more… hoppy.

Train Smash Women: Aintree 2022

Train Smash Women

Annnd They’re Off!

Ah yes, it’s time for the Grand National at Aintree, Liverpool. And as always, the Scouser Train Smash Brigade was much in evidence:

       

Amazingly, some looked halfway decent:

     

 

…by Aintree standards, that is:

And then came Ladies’ Day, oh yes it did:

Observe this one:

…and realize that she came as part of a matched pair:

Body adornment there was a-plenty:

And I think that someone thought that just dressing as a woman qualified:

  …kinda hard to tell these days. though.

And then towards evening, the booze started flowing:

  …an aria from Carmen, no doubt.

 

There are more, so many more… but you’ll have to follow the links above to see the complete awfulness, if you have the stomach for it.  The ones I’ve loaded are the best.

Aintree never fails us, does it?