Funny Stuff – Page 65 – Splendid Isolation

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February 15, 2022 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

“Follow me for more reloading tips.”

Monday Funnies

February 7, 2022 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

So let’s take that licking and keep on ticking, with the help of a little laughter.

Hold that thought:

Now stop feeling jealous of that baby, and get the hell off to work.

Judaism, Explained By Diet

February 5, 2022 Kim du Toit Food & Drink, Funny Stuff

This is not for my Tribe Readers — they know all this stuff — it’s for all the Gentiles (goyim ) like me. By the way, the Jewish diet would always be a prime reason why I could never convert — that, and the little snip! thing.

Quiz

February 4, 2022 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

See how current y’all are. Answers below the fold.

1. This photo is of:

a.) a Moscow street prostitute
b.) Bette Midler’s Halloween costume
c.) Madonna
d.) trannie rapper Elvine J (formerly Alvin Johnson).

2. This photo is of:

a.) some random chick
b.) Katie Holmes
c.) Adriana Lima
d.) Kelly Brook after (yet another) crash diet

3. Who said this: “Saving babies from abortion is patriarchy”?

a.) Bette Midler
b.) AOC
c.) Gloria Steinem
d.) Kathy Griffin
e.) some foul Planned Parenthood harpie

4. One of these women was NOT raped by Harvey Weinstein

a.) it’s a trick question; Weinstein raped all four
b.) Pic #1
c.) Pic #2
d.) Pic #3
e.) Pic #4

5. Which much-loved classic car is going to be relaunched with an electric engine?

a). VW Beetle

b.) Austin Mini-Cooper

c.) Fiat 500

d.) Lotus Seven

Last question:

6. Which beloved fiction hero has NOT been replaced by a female persona?

a.) Robin Hood
b.) Doctor Who
c.) Dr. Watson (from Sherlock Holmes)
d.) Dalton (Patrick Swayze’s lead character in Roadhouse )
e.) “M” (James Bond’s boss in the 007 series)

Train Smash Catastrophe!

February 3, 2022 Kim du Toit Train Smash Women

OMG this cannot be true!

Aintree set to BAN photographers from taking pictures of badly-dressed women at Grand National meeting

But… but… but where are we going to get pics of Train Smash Women, when their best source will be denied us?

Saith the sniffy killjoy boss of the event:

John Baker, managing director of the racecourse, hoped the ban would put an end to what he claimed was unfair coverage of customers getting drunk or flashing too much flesh at the event.
He said: ‘We want to overwhelm the negativity, to push the positivity to the front.

Here’s some frontal positivity for you:

And:

‘Our event is full of character, it’s fun, and that’s generated by the personality of the Liverpool people.’

Ah, yes… that Scouser personality:

He warned that any photographer taking unflattering pictures would lose their accreditation.
‘We have to absolutely protect that because it’s at the core of what we are, and we have a responsibility to our customers to project the correct image.
‘We have talked about trying to monitor those photographers, so if we see any element clearly looking for a negative shot and we can identify that, we will take their accreditation off them and we’ll kick them off the site.
‘That’s not easily manageable, but that’s what we’ll endeavour to do.’

Twerp.