One of Rupert Murdoch’s grandspawn got married over the weekend. Normally, of course, I would ignore nonsense like this, but I had to share the fun with My Loyal Readers.
First, there was the fact that the day before the wedding, ol’ Rupert told wife Jerry Hall (the ex-Mrs. Mick Jagger) that he was dumping her — told her this by email. Pretty classless, but more or less standard behavior of the man christened the “Dirty Digger” by various press outlets.
Second, there was the bridal party, and I’ll leave it to you to find the flyshit in the sugar bowl:
And lastly, there was the bridal couple:
Here’s a full frontal of Rupert’s granddaughter:
Black and white, in color. The tattoos don’t even match the dress pattern…
It all just shows, as if we ever needed a reminder, that money doesn’t buy class.