Oh no, not another Monday Funnies all about sex…
So here we go, with traditional cards:
And continuing in that vein, some older broads of all shapes and sizes:
Now get going… there’s a room to sweep out.
Category: Funny Stuff
Oz Reich (4)
Looks as though the worm is starting to turn in Oz:
Wild scenes broke out in Richmond as a group of hooligans clashed with police trying to contain the violent ‘freedom rally’ march.
…with predictable results:
Police arrested 235 people and while most were taken away for breaching health directions, some were charged with assault, riotous behaviour and weapons and drug offences. Each will be fined $5,452, with 193 infringements handed out so far.
Naturally, police blamed the Deplorables:
‘Angry aggressive young males (were) there to fight the police, not to protest about freedoms,’ he told the media late on Saturday.
Then again, I myself might have turned into an “aggressive male” (i.e. man) had I witnessed thuggery such as this:
An elderly woman was shoved to the ground and doused with pepper spray by two policemen during the Melbourne anti-lockdown riot. The woman was bowled over by the two cops before they fired the spray directly on her face as she lay defenceless on the road trying to shield her eyes.
Because this is Oz, public opinion was divided into two camps, i.e. “bastards” and “she deserved it for breaking the law”.
Please join me in a couple minutes’ silence to allow the RCOB to subside.
Note to the various OzGovs: “breaking the law” means things like murder, robbery and violence towards the undeserving. Protesting against totalitarian government is NOT breaking the law except in totalitarian countries like Iran and Communist China.
And now, it seems, Australia.
Monday Funnies
Monday…? Already?
As it is, I feel like this:
And in the “Blast from the Past” department, the Widow Ocasek, then:
…and now:
Now finish that shower and get on with it.
Oz Reich (3)
From the land Down Under, more bastardy:
The Andrews Government is making more bad changes to Victoria’s gun laws.
The latest changes will allow police down to the rank of inspector to ban shooters from holding firearm licences for at least 10 years – for getting nothing more than a speeding fine.
People hit with a ban will also be subjected to warrantless searches of their homes or cars at any time, and barred from going to any place where guns may be stored or used.
Fucking hell, why not just add “public whipping” and “summary execution” to the list?
Textbook totalitarianism. And the person introducing this legal travesty looks precisely how you’d expect them to look:
The only nice thing you could say about her is that her head would look good on a pike.
Next: pikes to be banned under the Sharp Objects And Politician Protection Act.
Monday Funnies
Yeah, Mondays…
So on we go, trying to make sense of it all:
And a corollary thought:
Finally:
And on a similar topic, here’s some black-and-white goodness (old days version):
Compare and contrast… or rather, don’t. It’ll just depress you.
More Detail Necessary
At J&G Sales, this poll appears on the left of the page (ignore misspellings etc):
The “Other” button does not have its usual “Other (specify)” notation, allowing the respondent to enter text. I wonder what would happen if it did, and a whole bunch of people wrote (under “Other”) stuff like “Hippies”, “Commies” or “BLM assholes”.
I know I’d giggle, for starters.