So you thought that finding fire hydrants, traffic lights and pedestrian crossings were difficult?
Seen at Powerline:
Sent to me by the Englishman:
This shit is getting out of hand.
Category: Funny Stuff
Train Smash Opportunities
As Britons finally begin to slip the surly bonds of lockdown and once again venture into the pleasures of public intoxication, I ask myself: can Train Smashdom once again rear its wonderful… errr, head?
Apparently so. And I would be remiss if I didn’t show at least a few of them.
What I like almost as much is that Stout Bulldogs were not going to let a little thing like icy temperatures or freezing rain prevent them from taking the grandchildren out for some fish ‘n chips:
Bravo, all of you. Sadly, the restrictions were eased too late for us to enjoy the Train Smash Grand Prix — a.k.a. the Grand National at Aintree:
…but there’s always next year.
Monday Funnies
What day is it? I declare this Monday to known as “All About Women Day”. But as befits Monday, it’s not going to be about ones we love, right Hillary?
I know, I know:
Wait a second…
So let’s continue:
And a warning that things are not always what they seem:
But to make up for that Hillary pic, and before someone does something drastic, here are a few of those “bra-less” pics that didn’t make the cut last week:
Have a nice week, y’all.
Monday Funnies
Wait… what day is it?
Oh yeah, it’s Monday.
So to get things a little more ship-shape, some funny stuff. And given what happened over the past couple weeks, what better than a little black-and-white humor? (And just so we’re all clear about my bona fides : remember that I’m a full-blooded African-American.)
Well, who can resist that invitation?
And after all that, I think it’s time for an All-American White Girl:
“If It Means Saving Lives…”
Where have we heard this before? O, Canada. Unsurprisingly, this is Ontario (motto: We’re more socialist than New York), where the forces of police power are rapidly becoming unlimited.
As an aside — and I admit that it’s been years since I was last in Ontario — I’m pretty sure that the above Gestapo attitudes will work in places like Toronto (a.k.a. Woke City, CN). But Ontario is a really big state, and I would be really interested to see what happens oh, about a hundred miles north of Toronto, when the Sturmtruppen start playing their little reindeer games. (Warning: link can cause extreme rage.)
Or have all Canadians become so cowed by Government?
Monday Funnies
What day is it again?
So to get over that gagging thing, a little Italian food humor:
Some Wop humor:
And some gender-specific stuff:
And speaking of beautiful Italian women… oh hell, where to begin? I’ll just pick one, and don’t yell at me because I didn’t pick your favorite.
Say hello to Sabrina Ferilli:
And a more recent one:
Bellissima.