Monday Morning (with apologies to R. Crumb)
So to help with the oncoming week, some levity:
And speaking of whom:
Speaking of prizes, here’s one worth keeping an eye on. Someone named Barbara Bermudo:
Now get out there an grapple with the week.
When we get this:
We get to play, like this:
Except, of course, that it’s raaaayyyyyccissss:
Really?
And:
But to continue:
Well…
With all the brouhaha surrounding the Ginger Prince’s choice of bride and concomitant embarrassment of The Oprah Interview, allow me to highlight a couple of his earlier long-time girlfriends:
I can’t help thinking that either of the above would have been better choices. But that’s not all.
See, in the old days, the royals didn’t so much find soulmates as diplomatic alliances, arranged by the respective families. So had the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsors followed established precedent, the Royal Ginger would now be hitched to any one of the following, for example:
Princess Alexandra of Luxembourg:
…although I think this multilingual diplomat would have been way over the Royal Ginger’s intellectual punching weight.
Princess Elisabeth von Thur und Taxis:
She’s older than Harry, but then so is Duchess Whinge.
Princess Theodora of Greece and Denmark:
The last is actually related to the current Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, but the royals have never let that kind of thing get in the way. And she’s also an actress, so maybe that would have given her the inside track.
And had Harry wanted to be all woke ‘n stuff and marry outside the Ango-Saxon tent, there was always an outside chance of an arrangement with Princess Sirivannavari Nariratana of Thailand:
“Princess Siri” would cause all sorts of problems with Apple People nowadays, which just adds to the fun.
In any event, I can’t help but think that hitching up with any of the above would have had a better outcome for old Harry than what he’s tied to now. And I’m fairly sure the other members of the Britishland Royal Family would agree with me.
OMG I forgot it’s International Women’s Day.
So sorry.
Yay, another Monday…
So let’s get this show on the road.
Finally, a completely gratuitous pic of Liz Hurley and her older sister:
Now get to work.
Let’s hear it for European Wokism:
More than 90 per cent of severely ill coronavirus patients in Germany have a ‘migrant background’, a leading doctor has said, prompting claims that the government is turning a blind eye to the issue to avoid igniting a race row.
…
‘There are parallel societies in our country. You can only put that right with proper outreach work in the mosques, but we’re not getting through. And that sucks,’ he said.
Guess those niqabs aren’t helping them much, huh?
Which leads to another interesting question: Are face condoms worthless?
In related news, Texas will lose all the stupid Chinkvirus restrictions next Monday. If I weren’t staying in a hotel, I’d be building a bonfire for all those stupid and, as it turns out, useless masks…
