Monday Funnies

I’ve got those “can’t-make-it-to-the-kitchen-for-my-Monday-morning-coffee”  blues…

So to wake us all up, a few things to laff at:

(that’s a fake post, but I bet they wanted to say that)

An off-the-cuff communication, with an inscrutable signature:

And still in the corporate world:

And a sign that really should be unnecessary, but no doubt there’s a good reason:

 

…although I would say that’s every day, myself.  And on a related topic:

(For my non-Hispanic Readers, “vato” means “dude”, and “pendejo” — in this circumstance — means “dumbass”.)

Update:  Power failure last night so I didn’t finish this post.  So just to round it all off:

Monday Funnies

Oh look, it’s Monday again:

Time to thaw the ice with a few funnies.

From Mr. Free Market, about the UK – EU spat about Chinkvirus vaccines: 

And here’s an example (borrowed from Knuckledragger) where your guardian angel would definitely ask Pontius Pilate to hand over the basin:

No man should.

Old Times, Good Times

This made me expel some breakfast gin out of my nose:

German officials are being forced to convert refugee camps into the new network of Covid detention facilities, because all the really good camps are currently filled with tourists taking photos and Jews making documentaries.  It’s a lesson that every oppressive regime needs to learn:  Don’t turn your best concentration camps into museums;  you never know when they might be needed again.

Arbeit macht Krankfrei, in other words.

Delicious.

 

Monday Funnies

And so to the funnies:

Actually, she’s anorexic.

Now turning to more topical issues:

(I await the cancellation of Elmer Fudd cartoons with bated breath.)

I don’t know how this feels:

Maybe if he’s measuring the time in hours

But let’s leave all the ugliness behind, and look at beautiful things instead.