Oh well, I guess if all the Christmas work is done…
Category: Funny Stuff
Monday Funnies
Is it just my imagination, or are the weeks getting short? I’m pretty sure that some bastard stole my Saturday… not to mention a couple of my posts. And my email is still fucked (sendee, no receivee).
So to escape Teh Worries, Teh Funneez:
Good question. Let’s ask Brie Bella, twin sister of last week’s Nikki:
Now go away and let me tackle my systems issues… aaaaargh.
Quote Of The Day
From Teddy Dalrymple:
“With luck, the mass impoverishment that is quite likely to strike Great Britain in the near future will prevent the British from going abroad in any numbers, thus slightly raising the cultural level of the rest of the world.”
When I emigrated , the following was written on the Bon Voyage card presented to me by my former colleagues:
“Kim is leaving South Africa for the United States, thus raising the average IQ of both countries.”
Who said statisticians have no sense of humor?
Wokey Pokey
Seen at C.W.’s place a while back, this:
You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh hysterically. “Diverse rolodex” ?
By the way: the only “beautiful and diverse” thing is an actual rainbow. As a social construct, diversity is unnatural and doomed to failure, but we’ll let the Loonies find that out all by themselves.
As for the title of this post, I have coined it to describe the death process that is intrinsic to Insty’s “Get Woke, Go Broke” expression. So when some organization starts going into the crapper as a result of wokism, we’ll call it “doing the wokey pokey”.
It’s a happy little dance… well, for us, anyway.
Monday Funnies
Already? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fuck-Me-It’s-Monday…
So to lighten the load, let’s get silly:
And to continue with the cultural thread:
And just to round off the misery, a classical reference:
That’s enough of that stuff. Here’s a little beauty, someone aptly-named Nikki Bella:
And yes, I know she has a twin named Brie:
…and we’ll look at Brie some other time. Promise.
Now go to work, just like Nikki’s doing.
3 Inexplicable Things About Brexit
The latest in this series:
- Why it’s taken so long for the Brits to tell Germans, Frogs and other assorted Dago countries just to fuck off.
- Why, after Brexit, the Brits will continue to use the European-spawned metric system instead of the fine Imperial one they themselves created.
- Why there’s such a to-do about fishing territories. Considering that the entire EU has a navy of a size comparable to Rhode Island’s, and even though the Royal Navy certainly isn’t what it used to be, I would have thought that the British negotiating position re: fishing would be: “If you chaps fish where we don’t want you to fish, we’ll blow your ships out of the water.”
Feel free to express your own areas of puzzlement about Brexit in Comments.