Category: Train Smash Women

Train Smash Event

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…annnnnd they’re off!

Yes, it’s time for the Train Smash Championship Stakes, at Aintree’s Grand National.  Sadly, though, the pics seem to have been taken before the pubs opened…

 

While some appeared to have not got the memo about only wearing weird and wonderful outfits…

Rather disappointing, in fact.  Maybe things will go pear-shaped later.

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Train Smash Anticipation

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Ooooh, this is going to be good:

Racegoers are free to wear what they want at the Jockey Club’s 15 racecourses after it was announced formal dress codes are being dropped in a bid to make horseracing more ‘accessible and inclusive’.

Instead of restricting racegoers from watching the action in certain enclosures based on what they are wearing, the Jockey Club has told its customers to ‘dress as you feel most comfortable and confident’.

The only exceptions to the new policy at any of the 342 fixtures staged by The Jockey Club is offensive fancy dress or offensive clothing of any kind and replica sports shirts.

One can only imagine what’s going to happen at Liverpool’s Aintree when the dress regulations are lifted, considering what’s happened in the past with a dress code:

Hold on to your hats, folks… it’s going to be a wild ride.

Subtle Hints

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Here’s a real tearjerker for you:

Lowri Rose grew up in a devout Christian home but her local church “grassed” on her when she started flogging naked snaps.

Her stepdad then called her to say the family wanted nothing to do with her and she has had zero contact with them since.

Gosh… if her family had only had some small clue about her side job, say on their summer holidays:

…or around the house:

…or even in the backyard:

Ugh.  If she was a waitress, I wouldn’t even want her serving my food.

Train Smash Women — 2022 Update

Train Smash Women

It’s all bad news, I’m afraid.   First, Lindsay Lohan:

Lindsay Lohan reacted to the news that her return to acting in her new film “Falling for Christmas” hit number one on Netflix, as she thanked fans for all their support over the years.

Wait… you mean no more Train Smash pics are coming?

… etc?

Must admit, though:  the girl has cleaned up quite nicely:

But there’s still a lot of Teh Crazy lurking in those eyes, so all may not be lost yet.

The really bad news concerns my #1 Train Smash Woman, Lisa Appleton, who has gone from this:

 

…to this:

Lisa, 54, is set to co-host a new crime series called Hollywood Files, which will air on streaming service ROKU.

The star will present the documentary show with Bryn Curt James Hammond, who is an author and former magazine editor.

An actual job, instead of just giving the paparazzi work?

Say it ain’t so.

In other news, though, the newly-married Britney Spears continues to impress:

So all is not yet lost.