In a photoshoot of two totties I’ve never heard of, who star in a TV show I’ll never watch, on a beach I’ll never visit, there is but one thought running through my mind:
Letting a 4-year-old draw on your body with a Sharpie can never have a good outcome.
Pic posted so you don’t have to click on the link.
Aintree set to BAN photographers from taking pictures of badly-dressed women at Grand National meeting
But… but… but where are we going to get pics of Train Smash Women, when their best source will be denied us?
Saith the sniffy killjoy boss of the event:
John Baker, managing director of the racecourse, hoped the ban would put an end to what he claimed was unfair coverage of customers getting drunk or flashing too much flesh at the event.
He said: ‘We want to overwhelm the negativity, to push the positivity to the front.
Here’s some frontal positivity for you:
And:
‘Our event is full of character, it’s fun, and that’s generated by the personality of the Liverpool people.’
Ah, yes… that Scouser personality:
More:
He warned that any photographer taking unflattering pictures would lose their accreditation.
‘We have to absolutely protect that because it’s at the core of what we are, and we have a responsibility to our customers to project the correct image.
‘We have talked about trying to monitor those photographers, so if we see any element clearly looking for a negative shot and we can identify that, we will take their accreditation off them and we’ll kick them off the site.
‘That’s not easily manageable, but that’s what we’ll endeavour to do.’
Twerp.
My feelings exactly.
It’s very tempting for me to disqualify all Australian women from Train Smashdom because, well, because Australian.
However, then we’d not be able to feast our eyes on displays such as this year’s Australia Day celebrations:
Of course, this being the modern era, people found something to complain about the event, and they looked pretty much as you’d expect them to look:
…but who cares? Not these folks:
Which just goes to show that not all women Down Under are Train Smash Women.
Happy Australia Day, Over There!!!
An inquisitive Reader asks me: “In your original post about Train Smash Women, you had all sorts of good things to say about Lisa Appleton. But you haven’t posted anything about her recently. Why not?”
Well, apparently she’s toned down her act somewhat:
…and taken up yoga:
But she has done the lip-filler thing, so the Bad Decisions keep on coming.
Quite disappointing, really. Still, there’s always Britney to look forward to.
And what better way to introduce the New Year, than with a selection of Train Smash Women?
More bad decisions in one post than in an average Biden Cabinet meeting… okay, maybe not that many.
Apparently, pubs were thrown open in Wales for the first time in over a year, with predictable, Train-Smashy results:
Of course, the girls had no shortage of male companionship:
Well, maybe not ALL the girls:
I can’t help thinking that she’s a little too old for such shenanigans, but that’s just me.