An inquisitive Reader asks me: “In your original post about Train Smash Women, you had all sorts of good things to say about Lisa Appleton. But you haven’t posted anything about her recently. Why not?”
Well, apparently she’s toned down her act somewhat:
…and taken up yoga:
But she has done the lip-filler thing, so the Bad Decisions keep on coming.
Quite disappointing, really. Still, there’s always Britney to look forward to.
And what better way to introduce the New Year, than with a selection of Train Smash Women?
More bad decisions in one post than in an average Biden Cabinet meeting… okay, maybe not that many.
Apparently, pubs were thrown open in Wales for the first time in over a year, with predictable, Train-Smashy results:
Of course, the girls had no shortage of male companionship:
Well, maybe not ALL the girls:
I can’t help thinking that she’s a little too old for such shenanigans, but that’s just me.
We are all familiar with Train Smash Women Central (i.e. Liverpool’s racetrack for the Grand National — just search this site for “Aintree”), so it comes with some relief (mixed with regret) that Royal Ascot seems to have been wonderfully devoid of such creatures this year. Some examples:
Here’s the always-lovely Charlotte Hawkins:
…although of course, while exquisitely dressed, she had That Thing on her head — and there were likewise more than a few examples of regrettable millinery:
Which leads me to the rather cruel conclusion that the only upside to the Covid face-diaper is that it spares us from the sight of British Teeth.
Oh, and while looking admittedly dapper, comedian / musician Bill Bailey still holds the title of “He Who Is More In Need Of A Haircut Than Any White Man In The Entire World”.
Go there and see for yourself.
The UK, like us, have a long (“Bank Holiday”) weekend now, whereupon the Brits, like us, do a spot of carousing.
When that occurs Over There, can Train Smash Women be far behind?
Enjoy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, and those who aren’t Quite Sure, please welcome the latest addition to the ranks of Train Smash Women: Rupert Murdoch’s granddaughter!
Now read the full catastrophe… and she’s only 21.