The Greatest Living Englishman had a health scare last week, requiring emergency surgery to embed a stent in his heart valve. Fortunately for all of us, he’s doing okay and is no doubt back in at least early-season form.
Of course, the International Vegan Set had a field day:
And the quick response:
I’m SO glad he’s recovering.
Here’s his take on the operation:
“Now, thanks to all those tremendous people at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and all of their extraordinary machines, here I am wondering what water tastes like and if it’s possible to make celery interesting.”
Well, water tastes like shit unless added to Scotch, and the only way to make celery interesting is to use it as a dildo on a vegan.