As seen on Faecesbook, via Glenn: “Black man swears in woman appointed by racist misogynist.”
Do us all proud, Judge Amy.
And warming up in the bullpen (I hope): Don Willett, from the great state of Texas.
Category: Law and Order
A Triumph For Feminism
Let’s see: because #feminismrules, you assign a female guard to an all-men’s prison. What could possibly go wrong?
Lauren McIntyre, 32, is accused of having a sexual relationship with convicted double murderer Andrew Roberts over a four-month period at HMP Isle of Wight, Metro reported.
Prison guard McIntyre — believed to be a mother-of-two— is accused of willfully and without reasonable excuse or justification misconducting herself in a way which amounted to an abuse of the public’s trust in the office holder because she had secret sex with murderer Roberts.
And the choirboy?
Roberts was convicted of strangling girlfriend Louise L’Homme, 23, and their eight-month-old daughter at the home they shared in 2003. He is serving a life term in prison.
This is what happens when you mix men and women together in a closed environment. (And for the benefit of the dense: whether it’s in a prison, a co-ed campus dormitory or on board a Navy ship, they’re gonna have sex.) ‘Twas ever thus, and no amount of Feministical Theory or Woeful Handwringing will prevent it.
In the old days, prison guards were called “screws”. Nowadays, that nickname seems to have a whole different meaning, dunnit?
Candidate
Wait a minute: did POTUS just interview Amy Adams or Laura Linney to take the Old Commie’s place on the Supreme Court?
I think we should be told.
DIY Security
Because we are not subservient Europeans who expect the State to protect them at all times, this development should come as no surprise to anyone:
About a 10-minute drive from Downtown Kenosha, two men stood this week with AR-15 firearms protecting their subdivision.
The armed men were Jason and Gilbert, part of a group of about 10 residents of the subdivision that have been out nights since Tuesday protecting their neighborhood in light of the unrest in Kenosha.
Gilbert, one of the armed residents standing guard, said, “All we’re doing is making sure the community here is able to go asleep, sleep fine and are not worried about anything.”
He noted that the armed residents use flashlights at night to alert approaching vehicles to their presence. If the vehicle pulls into the subdivision, the armed residents stop it and let the driver know he or she will be watched while in the development.
The message here is simple: if government is unwilling or unable to provide security for the lives and properties of its citizens, the community will then take matters into its own hands.
And for the wailers who kvetch about “taking the law into their own hands” and similar handwringing, let me remind you of this fact: the law never left our hands. We citizens deputize the enforcement of our laws to the police; but if the police departments are unwilling, unable or ordered not to do so by their superiors (governors, mayors and so on), we reserve the right to enforce our laws ourselves.
I have to tell you, if our community was in a similar predicament, I would be the very first volunteer in line for such civic duty. Happily, though, our local cops have told me in no uncertain terms to leave everything to them, because their superiors are not liberal asswipe Democrats. (The actual quote was: “If it’s at your house, then do what you have to; but leave the damn streets to us.”)
I admit to sleeping better at night because of that.
Dude Means Business
Cops raid some bad guys’ place, find this:
Of course, this will have to be banned because of all those drive-by chainsaw massacres.
I can’t help thinking that this beast is mainly for intimidation purposes — not to mention that the carrier needs to be fairly muscular just to carry it around.
That said, in the hands of law enforcement, I can’t help but think that it would be a decent riot repellent — although a simple bayonet would have pretty much the same effect.
Simple Solution
This is being reported as a thing:
Protests descended into violent chaos yet again in Portland over the weekend, as protesters targeted the federal courthouse and reportedly hurled Molotov cocktails toward federal officers.
There’s no “reportedly” about it: the Pantifas are trying to set the cops on fire. The question is: what should we do about it? Here’s my humble suggestion:
(That’s a Swiss police sniper, but you get the idea. If all the cool kids — and especially the ever-neutral Swiss — are doing it…)
There’s probably no need to go Full Mosul on the thing, but whatever.
And the rules of engagement (ROE) should be quite simple: the second the bomb leaves the thrower’s hand — establishing a prima facie offensive action — open fire. Ditto the little shits letting off commercial fireworks (rockets) aimed at the cops.
I’m done being all patient and indulgent. Let’s see how the rioters’ nail-studded plywood shields stand up to a .308 bullet.