I think what I love the most about today’s political climate — other than the tsunamis of Liberal tears each day — is the fact that our governing class seems to be immune to childish insults. Here are a few such, of recent memory:
“Trump is an orange-skinned horror!”
His response: wear more fake tan than ever.
“Trump is like the Evil Emperor!” followed by a Photoshop:
Trump supporters: “What’s the last thing a useless federal bureaucrat sees before being tossed out of his office?”
And then there was that time when Rep. Jizzmine “Daisy” Crockett insulted Jim Abbott by calling the paraplegic Texas governor “Hot Wheels”, which led to this appearing on Twatter:
…which in turn resulted in well over a thousand twats asking where they could buy the toy, and a huge climb in his popularity rating in the polls.
Give it up, Lefties. Insults might have worked back in playground days, but we conservatives are largely immune to it now.
Feel free to share this with Pocahantas:
…and Smegel:
…and of course She Who Would Be President:
We’ll just laugh at you for your failed socialist ideas masquerading as a Nude Eel or something.