Argh, now we’ve done it:
A U.S. Department of State official told the outlet on Friday that the Trump administration is hoping to take in many more than the small group of 59 Afrikaners that arrived in Washington, DC, last month.
“We won’t be talking about dozens of arrivals, but hundreds and perhaps thousands,” the official said. While they did not specify an exact time frame, the official added that “we’ll start to massively scale this up” towards the “second half of summer.”
Referring to a backlog of more than 50,000 applications for refugee status from Afrikaners, who frequently face political and racial violence in their home country, the official added that this number will “continue to rise.”
I can guarantee one thing: these particular transplants will allow themselves to be quickly absorbed into our society. Very soon, their kids will be speaking with American accents and will be indistinguishable from native-born Murkins. (In the case of one of my Seffrican buddies, his two preteen daughters were speaking with full American accents within a year of their arrival.)
Kim’s Law of Groups states that in any population numbering more than a dozen, the chances are that ten percent will turn out to be assholes. For some reason, I think the chances of these Dutchies becoming criminals will be rather less than that.
Anyway, it’s a whole bunch of conservative, God-fearing folks with very traditional family values, a profound knowledge of dry-weather farming, and a strong work ethic.
We could do a lot worse.