Quote Of The Day

…and possibly for the ages, from Reader Preussenotto:

“Governmenting the problem only escalates the assholery.”

As any fule kno, I’m not into “verbing”;  but I’ll certainly make an exception in this case.

Quote Of The Day

After a bad experience while waxing her hoo-hah*, a Brit woman summarizes her experience:

“My fanny* looks like a bright pink newborn panda, but at least the hair is gone. So is my will to live and half the products in my bathroom, but at this point I’ll salvage a win wherever I can.”

Read the whole thing;  it’s like a Mr. Bean episode.

Quote Of The Day

From The Diplomad (slightly paraphrased):

“Had I wanted to make money, I would have joined the Biden Crime Family.”

No kidding.  Of course, with the current setup, unintentional / assisted suicide is always a risk — or is that only in the Clinton Crime Family?  (I can’t keep up.)

Quote Of The Day

Liberal Women Threatening A Sex Boycott Over Abortion Issue, reads the headline.  From Scott Adams:

“A sex strike by Democrat women would end the need for abortions.  Everyone wins.”

Joy Behar?  Seriously?