Quote Of The Day

From the Knuckledragger’s Comments:

“Went to a wedding.  Bride tossed the bouquet and women went nuts trying to get it.  Groom fired off the garter, and the guys just moved out of the way, like the Red Sea parting.

“Several girlfriends were not amused. “

I saw the same thing once, when the band played a wedding.  I later found out that most of the guys were divorced.

Wisdom Of The Ages

From the 17th century, an anonymous writer talks about coffee:

“Coffee Collects and settles the Spirits, makes the erection more Vigorous, the Ejaculation more full, adds a spiritualescency to the Sperme, and renders it more firm and suitable to the Gusto of the womb, and proportionate to the ardours and expectations too, of the female Paramour.”

I’m too old, too impotent and too infertile to worry about all that stuff.  All I know is that before my morning cuppa of Dunkin’ Donuts Regular, my attitude towards the world can be summed up thus:

Granted, the addition of coffee to my system doesn’t change my mood that much

…but I do go from murderous to simply dangerous. so there’s that.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the Keurig.

Quote Of The Day

From Reader Mark D in Comments yesterday (emphasis added):

“Problem is, the Left says they want to burn it all down, but they won’t like it if we actually start that bonfire.”

Preach it, Brother Mark.

Quote Of The Day

From Angelo Codevilla:

Let there be no doubt: the ruling class’s focus on Donald Trump has been incidental.  America’s potentates do not fear one pudgy orange-haired septuagenarian.  They fear the millions of Americans whom they loathe, who voted for Trump, who gave his party control of House and Senate, and who will surely vote for folks these potentates really should fear.

Which is all the more reason for millions (upon millions) of Americans to vote for Trump in November, and for people who support his agenda.

Do not refuse to read Codevilla’s article because it’s “too long”.  It isn’t, because his exposition can’t be fitted onto a bumper sticker, and the stakes are too important.