“Back in the 70’s we thought music would always be this good.”
…and he’s referring to this song. I wonder what Mozart or Beethoven would have thought of it.
“Back in the 70’s we thought music would always be this good.”
…and he’s referring to this song. I wonder what Mozart or Beethoven would have thought of it.
From uber-feminist Petronella Wyatt, talking about feminism and its aftermath:
“One in ten British women in their 50s has never married and lives alone, which is neither pleasant nor healthy.”
That’s probably because one in ten women (of whatever nationality) is neither pleasant nor healthy herself. And that rather modest ratio skyrockets if you consider just the feministicals, who are mostly scolds and harridans.
No man should, despite their mid-life realizations and wails.
From Kenny:
While I’ve never had nor wanted one, Lisa enjoys her gay coffee drinks from Starbucks, insisting on getting one every time we go to Gallatin where the nearest Starbucks is located.
Naturally it’s in a spot that’s a royal pain in the ass to get into or leave due to traffic, and to add insult to injury, they take forfuckingever to make it. I’m serious, there’s always a few cars in front of us, so we can figure on at least a 20 to 30 minute wait. It may be a shorter time if I was to park and go inside to get it, but I absolutely refuse to step inside due to liberal germs. It’s bad enough a liberal company was getting our money.
You had me at “gay coffee drinks” and “liberal germs”…
From where else?
“Judge Abena Darkeh told us, ‘Do not bring the Second Amendment into this courtroom. It doesn’t exist here. So you can’t argue Second Amendment. This is New York.’ “
One assumes that none of the other Amendments in the Bill of Rights exists there either. (They probably don’t.)
Ordinarily, I’d have suggested:
…but:
…and as she’s a Darkeh, I don’t want to be accused of a hate crime (although “hate” is actually inadequate to describe how I feel about this foul bitch).
So instead, may I suggest:
Just tryin’ to be sensitive, here.
From SOTI, talking about the recent Eurovision Song Contest:
The Palestinians sent a contestant, but the timer went off early and they were no longer available.
Seen SOTI, addressed to all the pro-Hamas campers on college campuses:
Of course, that’s assuming that all the pro-Hamas protesters were students — which they weren’t.