Unfortunately, while the March of Progress continues apace (more and more goblins getting wasted), the details of the Tampa and Tucson Righteous Shootings are sketchy, so I can’t gloat, simply rejoice.
I must make one comment, though. When police are called to the scene of a would-be home invasion, find an actual room-temperature home invader, and their only comment is: “Yup, I thought it might be him,” then I don’t want to read any crap about charges filed against the home defender.
Seems as though some woman’s ex-boyfriend took issue with her having taken in a replacement. So he broke into her apartment and tried to kick New Guy’s ass.
Whereupon New Guy took his own gun and changed Ex-Guy’s status into Organ Donor.
And in California, even.
From Houston comes this fine story:
Police said the driver went to the address to deliver a pizza and was confronted by two men demanding money at gunpoint. According to HPD, he pulled out his own gun and shot, killing one of the men. The second man reportedly ran away.
Here’s a good part:
The driver then waited for police officers to respond to the scene.
Always be sure to get your story in to the fuzz first, before the surviving scumbag can start raving about “being attacked while we wuz jus’ walkin’ around” or similar bullshit.
Of course, the driver’s going to get fired because “corporate policy” (more bullshit — I’d give him a bonus), but at least he’s still alive.
Unlike one of the choirboys (“Guess The Race”), who was probably “just about to turn his life around and was even enrolled at Malcolm X trade school” or some similar nonsense (even more bullshit).
Let’s hear it for Idaho grannies:
The 85-year-old mother of a disabled son committed a “justifiable homicide” in Idaho when she shot an armed burglar who snuck into her home and threatened to “kill her multiple times,” a county prosecutor said.
Christine Jenneiahn presented “one of the most heroic acts of self-preservation” that Bingham County prosecutor Ryan Jolley has ever heard of when she shot and killed 39-year-old Derek Condon, according to an incident review written Tuesday.
Yup. The only bad thing that happened in all this shooty goodness was that before expiring, the goblin was able to get off a few shots himself, wounding Our Heroine (may she have a complete and speedy recovery).
In the meantime, please do the usual:
Well, I guess if you’re going to play Big Boy Games, you need to be prepared to die like a man:
A 16-year-old male was shot and killed Monday while allegedly trying to steal a car around 2:20 a.m. from a San Antonio, Texas, apartment complex.
Police indicated the owner of the car heard glass breaking outside his apartment and went to investigate. Once outside, he found the 16-year-old allegedly sitting his his car, trying to steal it.
The car owner believed the 16-year-old was armed so he fired at the suspect, striking him once and killing him. [some editing necessary – K.]
Gotta say that San Antonio seems to be becoming a dangerous place to work, that is if your “work” involves undocumented property redistribution.
You’re a granny living all by yourself in Bingham County, Idaho when some choirboy not only breaks into your house but also attacks you, injuring you severely.
So you shoot him dead. The End.
(Sent to me by Longtime Reader Gene K., thankee.)