Journey’s End

Arrived in Orofino ID last night, checked into hotel.  Went out to dinner, was reminded that “Orofino” and “fine dining” are antithetical concepts and should never be used in the same paragraph let alone sentence.

Tomorrow’s  weather forecast is British, i.e. miserable, cold, rainy and muddy, but I’ll survive, by huddling in Reader&Friend Mark’s yooge Texas truck sucking down  — fuck me, I forgot to pack both the gin and the Southern Comfort.

I’m getting too old for this foolishness, but maybe a boomer or two will cheer me up.  That’s always worked in the past…

No Real Choice

Last week I got an ad sheet from a gun outlet which, as I read down the page, got up my nose.

Let’s just say, ad arguendo, that a guy had no interest in any gun that shot either the 9mm Europellet or the 5.56mm poodleshooter.  I know, in these modern times it’s not a very fashionable position to take, but nevertheless.

So how would said guy respond to an ad sheet like this one?

All the handguns look the same, distinguished one from another only by a string of incomprehensible alphanumerics, and they’re all striker-fired plastic fantastics.

Pass.

Travel Alert

Posting over the next ten days or so may be a little light, as Longtime Friend and Reader Mark C. and I will be trekking across the U.S. to attend Boomershoot this coming weekend.  (From Texas, three days up, three days down plus three days shooting.  I must be insane.)

That’s the Son&Heir circa 2005.

And to the attendees:  can’t wait to see y’all again, but please forgive me if I’ve forgotten your names — I’m old, my memory for names was always crap, and it’s been 17 years.

Oh, No

Here’s a gun which ticks all my shotgun lust boxes save two (and oh by all means. right-click to embiggen):

Let me just get the two disqualifiers out of the way:  12ga and price ($16,500, cheap for a Purdey), the combination of which means I’m unlikely ever to buy it.

But if I did… I don’t think that I would shoot it that much.  I’d mount it on a facing wall where I could look at it all day.

Or I’d just keep it next to my chair where I could pick it up now and then, and lovingly fondle it and talk to it like I would a small puppy or a mistress.

Great Vulcan’s bleeding nostrils, that is a beautiful gun.

Biggest Regret

Here’s one for everyone in Comments:

“What is the gun you most regret selling, swapping or losing?”

You get one, and only one.  No 1a, 1b, 1c, or top 5 or any of that nonsense.

One gun, and one only.


Here’s mine:

  • Taurus Mod 62C SS pump-action .22 LR, stolen most foully out of my house in the Great Gun Burglary Of 2021.

If I could ever find the goblin who stole it, I’d flay him alive then roast him over a slow fire like a stuck pig.

Less Than A Grand

When I’m bored and don’t feel like reading (it happens, shuddup) and can’t face watching TV of any description (like none of you ever feel that way), I go to websites that are All About Guns.

In this case, it was Collectors Firearms, and under Foreign Military Rifles, I started to view the products available.  I got depressed at the prices, of course, which led to the thought:  a 1970 Dodge Charger used to cost $3,711 brand new (about $25,800 in 2021 dollars).  That same 1970 Charger now can cost you up to $85,000 depending on its condition.  (A new 2022 Charger costs $40,000.)

My head was starting to spin from doing all that math, so I just decided to set an arbitrary dollar limit of less than a grand (<$1,000) on these old rifles.  (And yeah, I know that back in 1970 you could get a surplus Mauser or SMLE for $25 — about $175 in 2021 dollars, never mind.)

And here’s what I found to be worthy, in no specific order (and all pics can be clicked to embiggen):

Chilean 1895 Mauser 7X57mm — $750

This old gal has been ridden hard, often, and put away wet every time.  Nevertheless, if the barrel hasn’t been shot out, I’d get it because a.) Mauser and b.) 7x57mm.

Swiss 1911 7.5X55 Swiss — $899.95

This is the carbine version of the K11, not the longer infantry rifle, and as such, it’s an outright steal for $900.  And as the Swiss have started to manufacture their brilliant GP11 cartridges again…

Carl Gustafs Stads 1896 6.5×55 Swedish — $895

I think everyone in the Western world knows of my affection for this wonderful rifle and its cartridge and actually, given that all the serial numbers match, this too is a steal at $900.  (I paid $450 for mine back in 2003, but whatever.)

BRNO 1908/34 7×57 — $995.00

There are a couple of reasons why this rifle is priced so high on the sub-grand spectrum:  it was made by Brno, not Mauser and it comes with a wicked-looking spike bayonet.
‘Nuff said.

And finally:

Enfield No.4 MK 2 .303 British — $995

Of all the rifles posted here today, this one would probably get my #1 vote, but only because I have a ton of .303 ammo already stashed in Ye Olde Ammoe Locquere.  That said, I’m a little lost as to why this lovely rifle is priced as high it is.  Simply put, it’s of post-WWII manufacture (thus taking away the “wartime” appeal and collectability value), which leads me to think that it’s probably in superb condition compared to the older versions.  Also, ROF Fazakerley in Liverpool only made the Mk 2 for a few years before the tooling and machinery were sold off to Pakistan in, I think, 1952 — making this a relatively rare beast.

So there you go.  If you had a spare grand that had to be spent before Accounting / your wife took it away, which one would you choose?