Reader and Buddy FredZ sends this to me from the Great White Space.
I absolutely cannot imagine any activity more Canadian.
Category: Travels
RFI: New Orleans
I’m thinking of taking New Wife to New Orleans for a couple weekdays sometime after July 4 because a) she’s getting cabin fever and b) she’s never been to Nawlins.
Does anyone have a sitrep about the place, of recent vintage? I don’t want to go there if Bourbon Street is now a BLM CHAZ, for instance.
I’ll be staying with friends, so it won’t cost me anything other than gas to get there, and I know what to do there because I’ve been there many times before, so I’m not looking for that kind of info.
But if anyone’s been there recently, or lives there, tell me what I need to know, please.
More Chinkvirus Casualties
Under First World Problems, add this situation to the list:
GREGGS fans say they’re “heartbroken” as the bakery chain has reopened today but with a limited menu that doesn’t include favourites such as corned beef bakes. Others can’t believe Belgian buns are off the menu, as are regional delicacies including stotties.
For those just coming into this here corner of the Intarwebz (i.e. my back porch), some explanation of a personal nature may be necessary.
Greggs is the premier fast-food chain in Britishland (much bigger than McDonalds), and my home away from home. Every time I fly into Heathrow, I jump on the train to London (unless Mr. Free Market has sent Baillie the chauffeur to pick me up), and get off at Earl’s Court. Literally across the street from the station entrance is a Greggs, and I sit there, suitcases and all, and enjoy a sausage roll and cup of tea. Only then do I feel strong enough to go to the hotel or whatever.
This applies when I’ve had a morning arrival, of course; evening flights will find me doing the same, only at The Blackbird, a block down, where the sausage roll and tea are replaced by fish & chips and a pint of Fuller’s London Pride, respectively.
Getting back to the original topic: I see that the “reduced” menu mercifully includes my favorites, the aforementioned sausage rolls, and my other, the steak bake pie. So I’m alright, Jack.
That said, I quite understand the frustration that others may feel to find their favorites MIA from the menu. Were that to happen to me, well… I don’t want to say I’d go full jihad on Greggs with bombs etc.; but there could well be murders.
Temporary Living
A little while ago I talked about how I used to dream about living in various cities around the world, and realized that I wouldn’t do it even if I could, because freedom and guns and stuff.
But then I saw this photo essay about Amsterdam, and I have to admit I felt a tug.
You see, I’ve actually stayed in a hotel on this very canal — I have several pics similar (in subject matter, not in quality) to this one — and so maybe, just maybe, I could live here: not forever, but for just a few months. Long enough to submerge myself in the city’s ethos, not that long where I start to get twitchy about not being in America anymore.
Which got me to thinking. In my dreams of what I’d do after winning the lottery, travel would of course be a definite; and with sufficient funds, “travel” would mean an extended stay rather than just my normal five days. (I’ve always thought that you can figure out a city, any city, in about three days. Add another couple-three days, and you can pretty much say you’ve seen it all.)
But a longer stay — say, for three or four months — would enable you to really dive into the city, beyond visiting museums (a must-do in Amsterdam, by the way) and the usual “places of interest”. Renting a decent apartment for that long a time, as opposed to just staying in a hotel, would mean having to get to know the city properly: where to shop for food, which foods to buy, finding restaurants whose menus you love and are therefor worth multiple visits, the best places to buy clothes and shoes, and so on. (Best would be to arrive with empty suitcases, to be filled during your stay.) Finally (and this is important), a longer stay would require you to learn more of the home language than just which foods to order off a menu.
Having spent so much time over the years in London, I already know all these things about the place. I have favorite restaurants, shopping destinations, places simply to walk around, and of course pubs. That doesn’t mean I couldn’t find more of the same — London is amazing in that regard — but my deeper knowledge of London, I think, needs replicating in other cities around the world.
So a list of major cities to be visited in such a manner would include, in order: Amsterdam, Vienna, Paris, Prague, Budapest, Milan, Barcelona and Lisbon.
Smaller cities (with a stay of only a month or so) would be, once again in order: Porto, Dubrovnic, Graz, Bruges, Bratislava, Nuremberg, Brest, Bristol and Valetta.
Alternative suggestions (from experience) in Comments.
No Big Deal
I see that we’re still not allowed to visit Canuckistan until June, but that’s okay. Montreal is only worth visiting for the three weeks of summer in July anyway.
Here’s a recent pic of same:
I am going to be taking New Wife up there soon. She’s never been to Canada, and I love Montreal — other than the fact that it’s in Canuckistan, I could live there quite easily.
If I may digress for a moment — and I believe I can — there are quite a few places in the world similar to Montreal, where I could easily live but for the fact that the countries in which they’re located are completely fucked up.
The first example is Wiltshire, England, home to Mr. Free Market, The Englishman and a couple of other Bad Influences:
Of course, there’s meine schönes Wien:
…and Paris — the Paris I knew back in the early 2000s, not the refugee-infested shithole it’s since become:
Ditto London:
All these places, and so many others, captivated me utterly when I was there and I remember thinking at the time, “I could live here.”
Then I’d come back home, and realize that I loved my freedom more.
And our TV is better.
Don’t get me started on guns…
…none of which I’d be allowed to own in any of the above European cities.
So Montreal can wait.
Sensible Enough
I note that some of the Euro airlines are going to mandate that passengers wear face masks for the entire journey, which seems somewhat excessive given that they’ve (finally) got round to installing HEPA air filters to clean the recirculated air.
The main danger of infection is not through the air, but in touching the surfaces inside the aircraft — given how shoddily these are typically cleaned, if at all.
Based on thousands of hours imprisoned in these winged cigar tubes, I would suggest that what people really need to do is carry many sterilized wipes with them, and clean as thoroughly as possible areas like seatbelt buckles, tray tables and armrests — the places that people touch with their filthy hands and (yes) feet.
Oh, and ALWAYS bring your own food, especially on long-haul flights (I wrote about my choices here). That way, you’re assured of eating exactly what you want and not being compelled by hunger to eat airline food [pause to let the nausea go away] and even have emergency food if you’re stuck on the plane or in the airport for longer than expected.
If you have to fly, that is. I don’t see myself doing so until next year. (Mr. Free Market has hinted at a high-bird shoot in Dorset in Fall 2021…)