Probably Not

Oh NOES!

Donald Trump will ‘unleash all-out war’ on Keir Starmer if he wins US Presidential race after row over Labour helping out his rival Kamala Harris

Errrr I hate to break it to you Brits, but you’re just not that important.  Trump has bigger things to worry about when he walks back into the Oval Office — e.g. gutting (sadly, not literally) the Department of Justice and its sub-departments (FBI).  “All-out war”?  Prolly not;  he’ll be looking at various Cabinet departments (e.g. Energy, Education and Defense, to name but some) if he wants to go nuclear.

That said, however:  the next time Sir Keir asks us for a favor — e.g. helping Britain hold on to the Falklands — he’ll probably find that DJT has better things to do, e.g. washing his famous hair, so it might take him a while to return the phone call.

Monday Funnies

Let’s continue in the same spirit.  I’ve been told that this website is “too much about men”, so here are a few from the chicks’ POV:

And seeing it’s the season:

Finally, I would post some beefcake for Teh Gurlzzz, but if I’ve learned anything, it’s that I don’t have a clue as to what men women find sexy.  So sorry, but I’m going to have to revert back to type:

Happy Monday, everyone.

Point : Counterpoint

The Greatest Living Englishman had a health scare last week, requiring emergency surgery to embed a stent in his heart valve.  Fortunately for all of us, he’s doing okay and is no doubt back in at least early-season form.

Of course, the International Vegan Set had a field day:

And the quick response:

I’m SO glad he’s recovering.

Here’s his take on the operation:

“Now, thanks to all those tremendous people at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and all of their extraordinary machines, here I am wondering what water tastes like and if it’s possible to make celery interesting.”

Well, water tastes like shit unless added to Scotch, and the only way to make celery interesting is to use it as a dildo on a vegan.