Here’s one that might get me into trouble:
Nicola McLean reveals she wants to reduce her ‘ridiculous’ 32GG boobs due to ‘nightmare’ pain and insecurity from being stared at
A brief reminder of whom (and what) we’re talking about:
And the only possible response:
So off we go:
To round things off, so to speak, I understand that bikini pics are quite popular in these parts. Well, you asked for it:
Okay, that’s not really a bikini…
So get out there and spread the knees… I mean news.
This post previously appeared last week, by mistake. Sorry. Put dead bats on my head. Cover me with honey and roll me on the ant heap. — Kim
When asked why she was leaving the New York theater business for Hollywood, the languorous Tallulah Bankhead is reputed to have said: “Fame, money and to fuck that divine Gary Cooper.”
Well. she achieved all three goals, and was scandalous in a time when scandal was assiduously avoided by the studio bosses. And her life… oy, what a life. (Read all about it here.) And then there was her beauty.
Thise eyes… that heavy-lidded, sleepy look… yikes. (And yes, she does resemble Bette Davis, and in more ways than one: they played pretty much the same roles, Tallulah on stage, and Davis in the movie versions.) And her posture? Someone once said of her that she didn’t sit in a chair or on a couch; she looked as if she’d been poured into it.
And let’s not even talk about what she did to a bed (both in pictures and in real life).
I find her fascinating, and I’m not the only one.
Exquisite. And let’s not even talk about that voice.
After the last two chapters in this series (Part 1 and Part 2) I can already hear the rumblings:
“Okay Kim, enough blathering on about overpriced old cars that will massively deplete your lottery winnings, and end up spending more time in the shop than in your garage. What four cars would you pick if you could only buy a 2024/25 model?”
Actually, it’s not a difficult question. Here they are, with a few words of explanation for each, and to make life simpler I’m not going to go into the luxury/supercar category because very few of them actually get me going. Each of these are cars that just about anyone could buy with just a small lottery win, or even a large performance bonus.
Acura Integra Type S
It’s the adult version of the Honda Civic R; same 300+hp engine, stick shift (!!!!) but with a little more luxury and a more comfortable ride. And Honda reliability. What’s not to like?
Mazda MX-5 Miata RF
Everyone’s favorite sports car. This one is for New Wife, who still misses her old MGB GT dreadfully. Also note the stick shift (!!!!) which means I wouldn’t mind driving it too… and having this means I wouldn’t be tempted into a Porsche Boxster or Cayman ($$$$). Less than half the price (and running costs) of a Porker, and pretty much the same amount of fun. Perfect.
Mercedes GLA 250 AWD
Call this my “guns ‘n groceries” car. Basically, it’s a classier version of a VW Golf (interior dimensions are amazingly similar), but it’s a Merc. Sadly, it’s not available with a stick shift [boo hiss] but I can slum it, I guess. New Wife would be driving it more than I would, anyway
Toyota Tacoma TRD 
New Wife has absolutely forbidden me to get a truck, any truck, ever. But I bet she wouldn’t mind me having one to fetch mulch for her rose garden at that new mansion instead of smelling up her Merc. Also, from my perspective, it’s pretty much a Hi-Lux, FFS, and it has a stick shift (!!!!). And if the things are good enough for a Somali warlord…
…feel free to guess where I’m going with this line of thought.
Putting together this last list was more fun than I thought it would be. As any fule kno, I frigging hate modern cars with a passion, but given all my preconditions (stick shift etc.), I think the above may well be the best of the bunch. (I love the fact that of all of them, the Acura is the only one that does not come with an automatic option.)
Feel free, as always, to take issue with me in Comments.
So chug down that morning tipple, and let’s get on with it.
In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...y’all want us just to kill him here, or do you want him back so you can have the pleasure? (offer not valid in states without the death penalty)
...it’s actually all a tragic mistake caused by a language problem. When he was told “Go get some from Five Guys”…
Then on to International News:
...wake up, old son: Biden has never been your ally, unlike Trump. And speaking of whom:
...I’m not so sure that the Stupid Party needs advice from this guy:
...but let’s keep “Trump” and “blowout” handy for later.
Some news from the Daily Woker:
...now if only they could concentrate on making decent beer...
Some Crime News:
...who do they think they are: the Secret Service?
...ya think? The real question is: why?
In the Business World:
...what; did all those government subsidies run out?
In Travel News:
...well, perhaps if you allowed them to drink booze; but noooo, it offends your fucking stupid guidebook or whatever.
In Parish News:
...yeah, bet he was surprised at being arrested for impersonating an influential Epstein client.
From the Medical Files:
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And in the perpetually link-free 
And as we look at properties in 
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...I bet she does. She always has that “JBF” look about her...
...or that “just about to be” look:
And that’s the end of the nipples news.
