I’m so old I can even remember that horrible shit. (The toothpaste, not the women.)
And speaking of unspeakable women:
...methinks you need to go easy on that breakfast wine, Nancy.
In Election News:
...I was hoping she’d pick ILGov Fatboi Pritzker, just for the comedy value. But this Minnesoduh Commie will do just as well.
...somebody remind me again: by how much was Hillary Clinton leading Trump at this point in 2016?
From mostly-peaceful Britishland:
...yeah, good luck with that. Ask the Aussies how that worked out for them.
...but those anti-Israeli “From the river to the sea” rioters? Anyone been jailed for those yet? Asking for a friend.
And in Health News:
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From the Africa Wins Again news desk:
...key statement: “Some equipment from Air Base 201 was shipped out, such as weaponry, but other equipment was left behind.” Of course it was. We have so much shit we can just throw it away.
...and in an email Reader Mike S. asks, quite reasonably: “What fucking moron builds a resort hotel in Somalia?”
From the Dept of Education:
...pedo orgs have a hierachy? Who knew? Also: this time it’s not a female teacher. Amazing.
In Showbiz News:
...well, at least he’s half-right, which in Hollywood isn’t bad. Of course, to them he’s half-right, too — just not on which one.
And in the obligatory EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! section:
...Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©: is there anything it CAN’T do?
And now your favorite section, that of link-free
...wives? and: …WTF is a “situationship”?
...not going to go there — unless, of course, she’s got Jeffrey Epstein’s client list.
...well now, let’s take a look at this alleged miscreant:
If she’s Colombian, why is she holding up a Swedish flag? Nemmind:
And that can wash that news right out of our hair.