Ahhh, Monday:
But so what, it’s probably insured, right? So let’s get on with the fun…
And to get that thought out of our minds, here’s 70s-era actress Edwige Fenech:
Now get your ass off that couch and go to work.
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This Is A Test
Here’s a simple one to test your eyesight, alertness and social awareness. Your task is quite simple: in each pic, identify which of the four girls is the most popular.
I know; it’s a tough one for a Sunday.
Here are the answers, from a woman’s perspective:
Pic #1, the second girl from the left, because you can see her eyes, and
Pic #2, the second from the right, because she has the prettiest shoes.
And a bonus question: without scrolling back up, in which picture could you see an alligator?
Gratuitous Gun Pic – Champlin Sport (.416 Rigby)
Browsing through Collectors with nothing but gun lust on the brain, I come across this vision of loveliness:
An octagonal barrel in a dangerous-game rifle? Have mercy.
People often talk about horse-racing as “the sport of kings”. With all due respect, I think the appellation more correctly applies to big game hunting. Why so? Because rifles as fine as this Champlin Sport cost a king’s ransom, that’s why.
Granted, this is a handmade number — and a quick scrutiny of, say, James Purdey’s wares will show you how kingly a sport that is — and I should also mention that I can never venture up I-35 to Enid, Oklahoma because that’s where danger lurks, in the shape of the Champlin Firearms establishment. Their wares are positively Purdeyesque, and the $7,500 asked by Collectors for the above rifle barely comes close to the average gun in Champlin’s inventory.
Lemme check those lottery numbers quickly… ah, shit.
Relativity
The night before last saw our first freeze of the season, which predictably brought howls of anguish and suffering from our north Texas residents — I mean, I had to turn on the car’s heater (and turn off the house’s a/c) for the first time since April.
Of course, this opens us up to ridicule from our northern neighbors:
Bet at least we’re not as bad as Florida:
I wonder how many trick-or-treaters will have to change out of those Tarzan- or ballerina costumes for tonight?
5 Worst Looks To Get From Your Girlfriend Or Wife
Ranked in order of hatefulness:
- when you fart during a blowjob
- when she asks, “Are you really going out dressed like that?” and you answer, “Yes.”
- when she asks you for something to read, and you hand her the latest issue of Guns & Ammo
- when she catches you in bed with her sister (bonus points for: her brother )
- when she learns that you pawned her engagement ring to buy that sweet new Ruger
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Caption Competition #96
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