Where do we start with this 1940s beauty? Let’s see: swimmer, dancer, model, jazz singer and actress. Not bad in the talent department, then. Oh, and there’s this:
All that, and talent. Lovely.
Where do we start with this 1940s beauty? Let’s see: swimmer, dancer, model, jazz singer and actress. Not bad in the talent department, then. Oh, and there’s this:
All that, and talent. Lovely.
No, this tattooed tartlet has been cast for her outstanding acting talent.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
Still not going to watch the stupid movie.
Let’s start off with the obvious:
Maybe a little crossover:
And into the ladies, so to speak:
…into the next category, V12 cars:
Now for some dead Commies:
And that’s enough of that.
Finally, power tools:
Let’s hope all that makes the cut…
Okay, probably the last one, starting off with some royal totties:
Princess Mary of Norway (51)
Queen Maxima of the Netherlands (52)
Queen Rania of Jordan (53)
TV royalty Susannah Reid (52)
Claire Sweeney (55)
Kylie Minogue (55)
Paulina Porizkova (58)
(I know, she was a supermodel, don’t care. still would)
And of course, the obligatory Salma Hayek (57)
“If you’re going to be bad, be bad; if you’re going to make being bad your career, do it all your life.”
In the case of Tempest Storm, the “bad” was to be a burlesque dancer and stripper; and she did it from her teens until… well, her last performance was at age 90. So let’s get on with the show:
Here she is in glorious Technicolor:
And here, at age 85:
And a redhead… wonderful, she was.
One more time:
Dita von Teese (50)
Patsy Palmer (51)
Kate Silverton (53)
(most kissable mouth on TV? I report, you decide)
Naomi Watts (54)
Carla Bruni (55)
And of course, Salma Hayek (57), because Salma
The next such post will most likely be the last. Try to contain your grief.