Champion Totty

European football’s “Champions League” competition is an annual event — a mini-World Cup, so to speak — which attempts to answer the burning question:  “Ignoring national boundaries, which is the best football club in Europe?”

I know that in these parts, football (“soccer”) is about as popular as Underwater Australian Wrist Wrestling (Friday nights @ 3am on ESPN), but bear with me because I’m not going to talk about the game anyway.

The ECL’s main TV host is an Albanian named Eva Amati, and she makes all our U.S. female sports presenters look like male drag artists.

And her Valentine’s Day pic:

I want to lie on a bed and listen to her murmur sweet Italian* nothings in my ear.


*She speaks Italian and English fluently, as well as her native Albanian.

Classic Beauty: Pola Negri

What can you say about an actress who was independently famous in three countries?  Well, Pola Negri first became a household name in her native Poland as a stage actress, then in Germany as a movie star, and then became the first foreign actress to be hired in Hollywood — before Dietrich, Banky and all the other, perhaps more famous names.

Today, she seems to have been largely forgotten, but in her time she was not only famous, but infamous — not the least because she was the lover of (among many) Charlie Chaplin and Rudolph Valentino.

She also popularized the fashion of painted toenails, which no one had ever done before (except maybe prostitutes, which may have been why she was regarded as scandalous).

She also became fabulously wealthy — in 1922, her personal fortune was estimated (in today’s dollars) at just under $100 million.  Her house in Hollywood looked like the White House.

I don’t think the photos of the time did her justice, largely because of the clothing fashions of the 1920s were terrible.  And her acting style would today be called “histrionic” or “over-dramatic”, but that was the style back then in the silent movie era — and in any event, she was very definitely a product of her Polish upbringing, being passionate and over-the-top.

So what did she look like?

Here she is, snogging Chaplin:

…and giving ol’ Rudi Valentino the glad eye:

And here’s what she looked like in the 1940s, when clothing styles were better and the makeup less stagey:

Exquisite.

Modern Classic Beauty: Naomi Watts

Other than perhaps Rosamund Pike, no modern British woman personifies the term “English rose” better than Naomi Watts.  Over Here in Murka, we haven’t seen much of this fragile beauty (other than perhaps in Mulholland Drive  and the latest King Kong) , but I intend to rectify that now.

 

 

Exquisite.  And, like Rosamund Pike, an excellent actress.

 

Classic Beauty: Jan Sterling

I remember seeing Jan Sterling in a couple of movies — Ace In The Hole and The High And The Mighty — back when I was going through a 50s-movie craze.  The former was forgettable, the latter anything but, and it came as no surprise when I learned that she’d got an Oscar nomination for her performance in that one.

Anyway, that’s enough of the bio stuff.

Jan once told the story of traveling in Europe on her own (as a 16-year-old!) back in 1937.  At the end of the trip and needing funds to come home, her father sent her airfare to fly back.  However, on seeing some lingerie she liked in a shop window, she traded in the airfare to buy it, and with the leftover money booked a cheaper ticket aboard a steamship.

Midway through the voyage, she found out that the airfare had been for a flight on the Hindenburg.  So she was beautiful and lucky.

Anyway, here she is in some period-correct lingerie.

Gorgeous, in any period.

Random Totty

Last week we looked at some redheaded Irish totty;  well, here’s another one, Rachel Tucker:

She’s better known as a singer, apparently (just not by me):

…and all in all, talented and lovely and redheaded.  And there you have it.