It’s really simple: just open them up to men, or men masquerading as women. We’ve seen it happen in women’s sporting events, and now: beauty pageants?
A transgender woman has been crowned Miss Netherlands for the first time in the beauty pageant’s history and is now set to compete for the Miss Universe crown.
Rikkie Valerie Kolle, 22, made history after she won the competition in the Dutch country on Sunday. The new Miss Netherlands wore a red gown as she was overcome by emotion while receiving her crown from her predecessor Ona Moody and reigning Miss Universe R’Bonney Gabriel from the USA.
Of course, it had to be the Dutch — they, or the Canadians — who went Full Kneebend to the LGBTOSTFU crowd. (No pics because ugh.)
So hey, to all those feministicals who wanted to ban beauty pageants because Oppressing Womynz or whatever, you’ve got your wish, because now that girly-boys are bona fide entrants, few men are going to watch the poxy events (because who else watches this stuff?).
Few men = tiny viewing audience (WNBA, etc.) = no advertising interest = no revenue = eventual demise.
I’ve always thought beauty pageants were a load of bullshit, ever since they stopped making them about, well, beauty and started judging entrants by how well they played the violin or how well they understood world politics or similar irrelevancies, instead of how well they filled a bikini.
Let ’em all collapse into the trash dump of history: nobody cares.
It sucks for the girls, though: beauty pageants have always been a way for young women to get college scholarships, or modeling contracts or even movie roles. But if that avenue dies off, well… there ya go.