I note that the annual diet-scolding known as “Veganuary” has already begun. Ah don’ theenk so, Lucy.
And for a little variation:
Time for some brekkie:
See? I can do veggies too.
I note that the annual diet-scolding known as “Veganuary” has already begun. Ah don’ theenk so, Lucy.
And for a little variation:
Time for some brekkie:
See? I can do veggies too.
Adding stupidity to enmity, we have this priceless pearl of wisdom:
“Israel is a racist European ethnostate built on stolen land from its indigenous population!”
Let’s take this little sentiment apart, shall we?
If we’re talking Israelis and Arabs, it can’t be “racist”, you flaming asshole, because both Israelis and Arabs are of the same race, i.e. Semitic. It’s like a Londoner being accused of racism for calling a Liverpudlian a “fucking Scouser” — they’re the same people.
If your hostility is directed towards the concept of an “ethnostate”, then yes, Israel is by definition an ethnostate — Jewish — as are all the -stans: Pakistan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Iran, Iraq, etc. — all Muslim. (Also, Arabs and Christians may live and practice their religion in Israel — unlike the reverse in any Muslim nation.)
And the Jews are “European” only in recent historical terms — having had their land stolen from them by Romans and Arabs, and forced to flee north into Europe, a.k.a the Diaspora. In terms of heredity, they’re as European as, say, Pakistanis living in London.
We brushed on the “stolen land” concept above, but the continuing fallacy of Jews having pushed Arabs out of Palestine is nonsense — Jews have lived in Palestine for thousands of years, and have just as much if not more right to the land than the scattered Arab tribes (indigenous, my ass) in the area. You may as well say that the Jews stole the land from the Hittites while you’re about it. (Speaking of Palestine: there’s no such thing as “Palestinian” — they’re Arabs.)
Finally, it should be known that this asswipe, Hussain Altamimi, is a legislative assistant to Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (Soc, NY), and it’s small wonder that he’s found a happy home there, she being of the same anti-Semitic persuasion as he, the Commie bitch.
Well…
Okay, that’s probably not going to happen. So let the memes begin:
Well, let’s look at the circumstances:
So it doesn’t take a genius to connect the dots:
Oh well. Not that the Clintons were the only family involved:
And the last word:
Here we are for the inaugural Un-P.C. Awards ceremony. Unlike all the other awards ceremonies, this one isn’t fixed (Oscars, F1, coff, coff ) in that all decisions are made by one man, i.e. Yer Humble (and Unbribable) Narrator and chief supervisor of Kim’s Beer & Treason Brigade.
So here are the winners (no podium finishers for reasons of space / patience, but a couple could actually be lifetime award winners).
Best Internet Boobs Photo: Salma Hayek
Best International Tits: Carol Vorderman
Best Socialist Tits: AOC
Best Photoshop of Socialist Tits:
World’s Best Wingman: Ghislaine Maxwell
Best Prospect For “Suicide” Before Month’s End: see above.
Best New Word (for me): Chesticles
Okay, enough boobs. Other awards:
Most Likely To Have a Train Smash In 2022: Britney Spears
Best 2022 Train Smash Prospect (Youth Division): Maisie Smith (19)
Most Unlikely Hero of 2021: J.K. Rowling
Toughest Old Broad: Queen Elizabeth II
Most Boring Couple: The Ginger Whinger and Duchess CaringSlut
Best Obituary: Battleswarm
“Leaving a trail of slime behind him –”
Start over.
“A repugnant, repulsive reptile –”
Try again.
“What can be said about him that hasn’t already been said about bubonic plague?”
Strike that.
Man, I’m really having trouble staying on the high road for this Harry Reid obit.
Top 10 Songs Of 2021 (apparently; I’ve never heard any of them)
Best New Song I Did Listen To In 2021: Eye of the Storm (Battle Beast)
Congressional Hero: Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV)
Best New Handgun: Springfield SA-35
(I know, shuddup, my list)
Best New Rifle: CZ 600
(link in pic)
Best Headline:
Biggest Anticlimax: Omicron, Grandson of WuFlu
Best Righteous Shooting: Kyle Rittenhouse
Best New Car / Truck / SUV etc. (from this list): None
And finally, with apologies:
Favorite Personal Post of 2021: Seeking Better Times
Favorite Political Post of 2021 (tie): Just One and Out Of Touch
…and a nation mourns:
N.R.I.P., asshole.