The rest of the article, sadly, is quite serious. Read it anyway.
It wouldn’t surprise me if at his next speaking engagement, the Ginger Duke wears a pussy hat.
Tag: Foreigners
There Goes The Neighborhood
And another treasured institution falls over:
The Full English breakfast could die out within a generation because almost one in five young people living in the UK have never eaten a fry-up.
Despite being a mainstay of British society since the Victorian era, a nationwide study has revealed 17 per cent of British people under 30 have never tucked into the greasy breakfast food.
Millennials are avoiding the traditional meal due to health concerns, with a fifth of 18 to 30-year-olds saying they associate the dish with heart attacks and obesity.
The majority would prefer to have smoked salmon and scrambled eggs, smashed avocado on toast or oatmeal pancakes for breakfast over the Full English.
Here’s what they’re missing, the little shits:
Great Caesar’s bleeding hemorrhoids… how could this sublime creation be replaced by something that looks like calcified sputum on toast?
My own kids (Millennials all) would smother me in my sleep if I were to offer them this slop instead of a Full English on Christmas Day — or any day, come to think of it — but then they’re not Brits, are they?
I don’t want anyone to think that I’m unalterably set in my ways (“No, Kim! Say it ain’t so!”) — I mean, the last time I had breakfast at Fortnum & Mason, I even had a delicious Duck Rarebit (fried duck egg on hot beer cheese over a piece of toast, as below):
…so I am open to a bit of change — I just don’t want the thing I temporarily changed from to disappear because some pasty-faced weenies think it’s unheaaaaalthyyyy!
Let me promise you all one thing: if the time comes when I go over to Blighty, go out for brekkie and find the Full English has disappeared from the menu, there will be murders. Just the prospect of “avo toast” on a breakfast table makes me feel weak.
Is it too early for a pint of gin? I think not.
Speechless
Some time back I read this article about Germany, and filed it away because at the time, it actually rendered me speechless. I’m still dumbfounded, but let me give it a shot anyway.
The executive summary is that as migrant North African men have turned rape into a spectator sport in Germanland, more people are getting gun licenses and guns for self-protection. The response from the Kraut gummint has been predictable:
A survey of Germany’s 16 states revealed that 640,000 citizens are now able to carry a weapon. This number was only 260,000 in 2014.
In total there are 5.4 million privately owned guns with the proportion of licence holders being highest in Schleswig-Holstein, reports thelocal.
The Union of Police said ‘more and more people feel insecure’ since the sexual assaults on women outside Cologne Cathedral on New Year’s Eve 2015.
Germany has seen a number of high profile sex attacks since more than 200 women came forward to say they were assaulted during Cologne’s festivities.
Police later revealed that the majority of suspects were said to be of North African origin.
Union of Police chairman Oliver Malchow said the rise was sparked by a ‘latent feeling on insecurity’ in the population.
He added: ‘The problematic increase in small arms licenses shows that we need to work to restore a sense of security to many citizens.’
Trust a fucking bureaucrat cop to think that an increase in gun ownership in response to lawlessness is a “problem”, whereas we all know that the real problem is mass rape, and the unwillingness of the Kraut courts to cut the rapists’ pee-pees off in the town square for Saturday entertainment.
Hey, Herr Gewerkschaftsvorsitzender Malchow you fucking weasel functionary, here’s a tip: if you’re feeling squeamish about the peasants arming themselves, then you need to tell your cops to start dealing with the problem in a manner designed to discourage the behavior. Then the people won’t feel deserted by the law and its enforcers, and feel the need to help themselves when the fucking cops can’t or won’t protect them.
As the old saying goes, the primary function of the State is to monopolize the use of violence by denying it to the populace. Here’s a classic example of just that. Our Oliver sees people arming themselves as the problem, and not the behavior of foreigners which gives rise to that (very understandable) reaction.
And this, I don’t have to tell you, is the endgame of the socialists who have seized control of the Democrat Party: a disarmed, fearful citizenry dependent on police protection from the predations of others.
Well, fuck that. Here’s a suggested antidote to the problem above, in our local context:
Too bad ordinary Germans can’t get their hands on one of these beauties., but I think they have enough choices not to worry too much about it…
…until this prick Malchow decides that genug ist genug, and sends his policemen round to confiscate all those licensed handguns, seeing as the cops know who all the gun owners are, and which guns they own. All in the name of safety, of course.
Now, what was that about the Democrats’ plans in Virginia…?
News Roundup
Short — kinda like Michael Bloomberg — takes on the news.
1) Australian Navy Delivers 800 Gallons of Emergency Beer to Bushfire-Hit Town — only 800? Can’t have been more than a dozen survivors. At least the Oz squids have their priorities right. The US Navy would have brought in useless shit like water, without Scotch.
2) Bernie Sanders garners the Slut endorsement — that figures [sic]. Here’s the slut in question:
3) Everybody Blames Trump For Starting The Train Of Events Which Made Iran Shoot Down An Airliner — okay, if we’re going to go back down the “blame” trail, it’s actually Jimmy Carter’s fault in the first place, for letting the murderous ayatollahs take over in Iran.
4) Prince Ginger and Princess Caring-Slut look for supplemental income streams — I think this says it best:
How About Both?
The bony Ann takes issue with POTUS nailing Iran, suggesting that there are bigger fish to fry.
While I take her point — and it’s a good one — I certainly feel that we as a nation are capable of doing both. To use Insty’s expression: La Coulter (and POTUS) should embrace the healing power of “and”, i.e planting minefields along our southern border while dropping guided missiles onto sundry evil Iranians.
Somebody buy that girl a plate of pasta.
Tragedy, Repeated
While we all feel for the folks in Oz whose environment is being set to BROIL, it’s worth noting that many of their problems have been caused by the same people as the California genus:
But let us not allow the heartbreak and the emotion to distract us from the truth about this natural disaster: it has nothing whatsoever to do with ‘climate change’.
…[charts and graphs etc]…
So, to be clear, there is zero evidence of any change in climatic conditions that might have increased the likelihood or severity of these bush fires. This is not — repeat NOT — a man-made climate change story, and anyone who claims otherwise is either a gullible idiot or a lying charlatan.
There is, nonetheless, good reason to believe that the stupidity and irresponsibility of man is at least partly to blame for this disaster — just not quite in the way that the left-liberal MSM and the green wankerati would have you believe.
Read the article for the full story, but if you have insufficient time, here’s the executive summary:
Animal-worshipers, Greens and pyromaniacs. Just like in California.
I feel the need for mass whippings, hangings etc. starting to build… but no doubt someone’s going to have problem with this.