So you and three of your compadres / homeboys / members of the choir decide to get together for a little undocumented property redistribution. What happens next?
Hey, it’s Louisiana, baby:
A homeowner in Lacombe, Louisiana, shot and killed two alleged intruders Tuesday morning and sent two others to the hospital with gunshot wounds.
While some may think that a 50% kill rate is a little low, I think that putting all four down — especially during what seems to have been a gun battle — is quite laudable. Note that the two who didn’t snuff it will now face the death penalty anyway, so there’s that.
Damn… this ammo shortage may force me to use my new Savage .22 rifle to celebrate the Happy Dance, instead of the customary AK-47.
These are tough times we live in. A little less tough than if we were burglars in Lacombe LA, though.